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Me: Does your vagina have a nam... Her: Caren Me: ... Her: …

It’s weird, there’s no tangible amount for the word “heavy” a 20 pound weight might be light to you but heavy to others... I gotta stop hitting blunts

@Cwackyy Depends on when you wanna go to bed, because you’ll be dying if you stay up and wake up at 4:30 everyday

Streaming Fortnite Duos! Twitch.tv/SimplexxGames Giveaway at 100 Followers! @TwitchOnline @TwitchSharing @TwitchHost @TwitchRetweetr @ShoutGamers @_cutestsavage @Quickest_Rts

@jojoacohs @Quickest_Rts @_cutestsavage @TwitchHost @FameRTR @TeamVasT_ Quit hearthstone after going to DreamHack, I didn’t have as nearly as much fun as I wanted too and overall didn’t enjoy the game anymore at all

@SimplexMixes @Quickest_Rts @_cutestsavage @TwitchHost @FameRTR @TeamVasT_ Since when u changed your name and left hs ?

Stream is live Come and chill Twitch.tv/SimplexxGames @Quickest_Rts @_cutestsavage @TwitchHost @FameRTR @TeamVasT_

I'm proud to say I've joined @TeamVasT_ as a Fortnite Streamer! Check them out!

#SupportSmallStreamers Doing a giveaway at 100 Followers! Twitch.tv/SimplexxGames @TwitchHost @TwitchRetweetsU @_cutestsavage @Quickest_Rts @FameRTR

Streaming some #Fortnite on Twitch! Be sure to stop by! Twitch.tv/SimplexxGames @Quickest_Rts @FameRTR @ShoutGamers @FortniteRTss

Streaming some Fortnite! Be sure to join and say hi :D Twitch.tv/SimplexxGames 🔴

Microwave for 1 minute *Sets timer to 1:01* *Stops microwave with 1 second left* Nods head and sighs "Bomb defused"

So if you can say: I’m broke as a mother fucker and say I’m rich as a mother fucker... How much money a mother fucker got??

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Made tons of progress on the new track and it is sounding great, will be done within the week :)

Just started working on a new track, should be done in a day or 2 😜

Simplex - PANDEMIC! Be sure to drop a like and share it! soundcloud.com/simplexmixes/p…

Wanted to let you all know that I've started producing music and really enjoy it, expect to see new music on this Twitter

If I could, with all due respect, without offending anyone, in my most humble opinion, with regards to your thoughts, in my feelings not disregarding your, I forgot what I was gonna say

*me and my girlfriend on facetime* Her: babe you need to clean your bed Me: why, there’s only 2 boxes of wheat thins, a shirt I cummed on, a sock, and school work

@DesignsDreaded @FlyRts @FindMeGFX @zTriKz @GFXCoach @InfamousRTs @FindMeAClan 🔥