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#HappyNewYear45 🎆🎆🎆 Today is the first day of the thirteen month Buckland calendar, in the year 45 A.N. (After Neil)

VIVA Leonard Nimoy 🖖

I’m a feminist and this woman deserves an apology.

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: FIFA have officially announced the new rules for the 2026 World Cup! 1️⃣ 𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗦𝗨𝗕𝗦: When a player is taken off, he has 10 seconds to leave the pitch. If they take longer, their replacement will have to wait one minute before entering, leaving his team with one fewer player. 2️⃣ 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪-𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟 𝗞𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗦: Once a throw-in or goal kick takes place, a 5-second timer will be applied. If the player takes longer than 5 seconds, it will result in loss of possession. 3️⃣ 𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: A player receiving medical attention on the field MUST LEAVE and WAIT one minute before returning on the pitch, unless the injury was caused by a foul sanctioned with a card. 4️⃣ 𝗩𝗔𝗥 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡: VAR will now be able to review second yellow cards that have lead to a red, as well as incorrectly awarded corner kicks. 5️⃣ 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗦: Only the captain is allowed to request explanations from the referee, if the rest of the players talk to the referee surround the referee, they will be given a yellow card.

@AbsolutelyMalc1 @Darren_Mooney It's been that way definitely since 2000 but it's become much more noticeable since 2020. I remember the Ghostbusters reboot failing in 2016 because the studio didn't realise the Chinese were extra superstitious about ghosts.

@Slarty247 @Darren_Mooney China has always been a factor with films that crack a billion this century. even with three releases Avatar hasn't made a billion domestically

Let’s just take a look at the box office top ten from 2019, to see what masterpieces audiences were gorging themselves upon in this magical, wondrous past.

Olympic women's sport to be for biological females only bbc.in/47la3Z5

Mar 26th 1958 - Biff Tannen's 21st birthday. In the alternate timeline, he won $1m at the racetrack. That's roughly $11m in today's money. Date given in the official BTTF Card Game 📽️📅 Back to the Future Part II (1989)

Entrepreneur Anita Roddick opens a shop in Brighton, England, called The Body Shop.   The purpose is to sell health and beauty products with ethically sourced, cruelty-free, and natural ingredients. None of Roddick’s products are tested on animals, and the ingredients are sourced directly from producers.

British peer and politician Michael Cocks, Baron Cocks, The Lord Cocks of Hartcliffe dies in Bristol, England. He was 71.

On this day in 1945, Iwo Jima is finally in American hands after more than a month of bitter fighting on the tiny eight-square-mile island. Casualties are heavy. The U.S. suffers more than 6,000 dead and 18,000 wounded. Japanese losses exceed 18,000 killed.

Attempting to fulfil an environmental plan rather than sell to developers when my local council won’t respond and my MP has blocked me because I told her that I don’t think men are women.

All the advances in technology and machinery that have been made in the last 40 years… and yet we’re light years behind the pioneers that created this level of packaging…

@nonregemesse I wouldn't mind a two hour film of The Scouring Of The Shire For anyone who thought the trilogy didn't have enough endings!

Lord of the Rings already had a sequel. It’s called waiting until next year and watching the trilogy again.

@YisraelChaiAdam If they want us to pay reparations then I want Italy to pay reparations to us for the Roman Empire slaves!

Groypers seeing only Israel and the US rejecting third-world grifters.

@NicholasTyrone My prediction for the next election is Reform winning 350-400 seats The Conservatives and Greens getting 18-19% each Labour and the Lib Dems getting 12-15% each But Cons and Greens winning less seats than Labour and Lib Dems because of poor vote distribution.

I predict the Greens will take a lot of local seats off Labour in the major cities, but will wither elsewhere as candidates and voters who were Green because of their environmentalism flee from the left populist agenda - Gaza, trans and communism - being pursued by Polanski.

@HiddenYorkshire I get like that with films. I know there was a time before I saw Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Aliens and Back To The Future etc but I can't remember it?

I've been reliably informed that this song actually came out in 2009, which was certainly not in my internal chronology

There was a time in the mid 00s where every birthday party, every family party at the working men's club, every sort of celebration inevitably included I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas and I HATED it. Awful song. Even as a seven year old I knew I had a sense of taste and discernment. That song was normie slop

ALL THE ABOVE!!

@ranmasaotome96 The 90s really were a stacked decade. If they released this today it'd be up for Best Picture and have ten nominations.

I say this every time Cop Land is brought up, but it fucking sucks Sly never did anything like this again. He more than holds his own pretty well against Liotta, Keitel and De Niro. There's an alternate universe out there where he was a Scorsese and De Palma regular.

No. No they won’t. It’s been 10 years since Force Awakens and we still hate it