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My daughter wanted to do a little video thinking everyone 🥰 She’s a reminder that kindness and love make the biggest difference. Watch her heartfelt thank-you video and feel the love! ❤️ #DownSyndrome #DownSyndromeAwareness #ThankYou #GratefulHeart #SpecialNeeds #Inclusion #SpreadKindness #DisabilityIsNotInability #SheIsAmazing

@deaflibertarian With you on that Kumbaya BS.

They made us interact with strangers at the meeting today. "Tell someone next to you..." Introverts like me hate that shit.

Only a woman who has had a baby without an epidural can truly understand the pain a man has when he gets a cold.

It upsets me to think about how before the internet was invented many people spent their whole life trapped in the wrong body without ever being aware of it.

@Nobunny333 They gave you great legs too!

Turns out all of my years of dance lessons didn’t make me graceful, they just helped to keep me from tripping over dumb shit and breaking my neck.

@Ghostofcynthia Not me.

And they wonder why I'm gay. 🤷‍♀️

@kimmie_c_ Like Halley’s Comet a sighting is always highly anticipated!

Hi, Tuesday... it's been a while 🥳

@pinkmagiclala Our two have very distinct personalities!

The best thing about cats, besides being ridiculously cute, is that they're so unintentionally weird and funny

You cannot listen to big band music and also be sad. That stuff is 🔥

I'd like to see all jokes gradually removed from stand-up shows, so they eventually become basicaly a one hour lecture on diversity and inclusion that leaves the audience guilt ridden and hopless, but buzzing from the feeling that they did the work by turning up.

I keep seeing the same tweets after I refresh. Where are my friends?!

@___SPAZ___ John Wesley in 1791: Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Not sure if this is what he had in mind when he said that, but let’s run with it!

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@AndyBeshearKY You and the stupid fucks in the Democratic Party think men can magically become women and advocate cutting the tits and dicks off of children. STFU about your so called healthcare.

The president is claiming he "makes people better." I'm not sure what reality he's living in, but cutting Medicaid and taking away affordable health care for millions of Americans doesn't make us "better."

Story time

If my Pastor started preaching Leftist ideologies that are antithetical to Scripure, I would leave that church. Why don't Catholics do the same?

They didn’t care about Joe Biden’s massive cognitive decline for 4 years while unelected staffers and the auto-pen ran the country into the ground. It wasn’t until they saw the poll numbers that they committed a shady, underhanded coup against Joe Biden to FORCE him out, and crown Kamala Harris the 2024 Democratic candidate. They have ALL known about Eric Swalwell’s behavior and sexual deviance for years, not to mention the whole Fang-Fang debacle, but it wasn’t until he ran for governor of California, and with him in the race a Republican would likely win, that they suddenly found some “moral high ground” to get him to end his campaign and resign. But they truly have ZERO moral high ground. They are calculated and conniving and evil to the core. They only make such moves that are politically expedient, NEVER because it’s the RIGHT thing to do. They use and toss away their own party politicians just like they use their voters. They are truly unscrupulous.

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

@hashjenni Your 90% literacy rate population thinks it is OK to fuck 8 year olds. STFU and GFY.

You know what's really embarrassing about this conflict? Iran has a 90 percent literacy rate while 50 per cent of the US reads at the 6th grade level or below. Iran sent Phds to the ceasefire talks. The US sent realtors.

@DavidJHarrisJr Pope Leo is a fucking idiot.

🚨Pope Leo: "Christians and Muslims can live together and be friends." Thoughts?