Stacey Ashworth

This is James O'Brien's ferocious reaction to Keir Starmer being cleared of any wrongdoing in the 'non-story' Beergate saga. @mrjamesob

Great show from the FC Fans 👏

@JordanConnor91 This has taken me right back to my bedroom at Uni. Watching this on my laptop. Sobbing in bed. That's it - PJ day for me whilst I wallow all over again!

@JordanConnor91 Octordle 😂

1. What words precede 'Be Happy' in a Bobby McFerrin song? 2. Sting was the lead singer of which band? 3. Who did Orlando Bloom play in 'Pirates of the Caribbean'? 4. The first forced bet in a round of poker is the small what? 5. Which organ of the body contains the sclera?

There was a lot of grumbling about people nipping off to the bogs to cheat on their phones, but when we confronted Gove he explained he was just doing cocaine.

Seeing massive queues for the megastore today. Only 3 months ago the Glazers were on the ropes. Most fans been bought off with Sancho, Varane and £3 beers. The revolution is over. Can see why @RedIssue jacked it. You get the leaders u deserve. Enjoy the next 16 years of leeching

I don’t know who found the time to make this, but I’m glad they did. borisjohnsonsocialcareplan.com

@classicshirts #classicfootballshirts

💥 GIVEAWAY 💥 We’re giving away 2 tickets to the semi-final between England vs Denmark at Wembley on Wednesday! To enter: 1. Retweet this tweet 2. Follow @classicshirts 3. Reply with #classicfootballshirts Winner announced Tuesday at 6pm! Good luck!

Imagine looking at the damage the Glazers have done to United day in day out since 2005, and then at the lads on the pitch today, and thinking "those protestors have gone too far". FFS. #GlazersOut #MUFC #MUNLIV

During the ESL uproar, I was surprised by the number of people who'd love @FCUnitedMcr but had never heard of them, so I wrote this quick piece about the fans who formed their own anti-corporate club in resistance to the Glazers and, sixteen years later, are still going strong:

@tpalin Mind that fringe

We’re getting there, summer’s nearly here!

itv running an entire mental health campaign around reaching out to people who need it the most while allowing piers morgan to say he doesn't believe a black woman had suicidal ideation on their flagship show says everything you need to know about corporate wellbeing posturing

@McEilishie So it was you? You killed the badger??

@McEilishie Just found it lying around, did you? That dog is a menace!!

@maddylucya I hope it's not too manic for you and you get the day you want 😊

@maddylucya I'm in the same boat but I'm torn between 'yay, wedding!' and 'omggg I've got so much left to do!!'

I am excited at the potential for a restriction free wedding this summer, but at the very least we could have 30 people including a small party and that’s just wonderful news ❤️ wonderful news for the industry too! @WAWofficialUK #whataboutweddings