Meg

It’s possible to disagree with people without condescension and disrespect

My love of sausage runs deep

if they had duct tape back then, the Titanic would’ve been a minor repair job instead of a disaster

Top five things faster than a Friday afternoon at work: 5. Sloths 4. Corporate decision making 3. Molasses 2. Snails 1. Continental drift

Interviewer: Can you fit in with our corporate culture i.e. When in Rome? Me: I'm sorry but I'm just thinking of the right words to say...

*walking into McDonalds corporate headquarters* Me: I’m here to interview for the Accounting position Receptionist: Me: I’m sorry, the McAccounting position

gratitude is the best attitude

her promise laced wild winds setting his world aflame.

You ghosted me and I can only assume you died in a fiery crash

I am sure you know what I am going through, you presumptuous little fuck!

doesn't walk back for anyone.

The best compliments are never about appearance.

unwarranted and associated consequences.

i have a strong curvy structure. you could say that i’m load bearing *slow wink

be extraordinarily theirs.

Once you step into your power, there's no turning back!

i will choose u again and again.

Do you have a professional moose juicer or does your moose juice itself?

As I read the book of my life, I come across pages that were full of excitement and fun... and then there are those pages that I'd like to burn and forget.