

What a great day. Quite possibly the greatest day of my entire life.
Sterling Archer 🇵🇹
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🇵🇹🏴. @TootsVSTheWorld 👰🏾 It’s Stacey with an E & I hate every type of reality TV.


What a great day. Quite possibly the greatest day of my entire life.

People be like “I remember when haircuts were $10.” Yeah I do too.


When Adam was lonely, God gave him one woman. -Not a man. -Not a one-night stand. -Not multiple women. Just Eve.

Is £3000 p/m enough for you to quit your 9/5?


It’s hard to believe this era was real


How do you politely tell someone they’re overweight?

“Your music saved me” Which artist would you say this to?

At least our quadruple charge lasted until the final day of the season, Arsenal's is over at the first time of asking 😭😭😭

I didn’t even know this was a thing. Texture vs. taste: have you ever disliked a food purely because of how it feels, even though the flavor was actually good?

