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@wakenminds More info surrounding the history can be found here - youtu.be/sa-gWLjKSwg?si…

The dams are definitely hiding old archaeological artifacts

@mindsetmachine Man I loved my Palm Treo.

The moment Apple ended the era of keypad phones:

My 4yo just asked Alexa to play @jacobcollier 🙌 I’m doing it right.

@JoelXLorenzi That thing does have some weight to it…

Chet gets up and heads straight for the LOB. Holds it in his hand while speaking. Stutters during his speech, which prompts him to put the trophy down and say “let me lock in.”

I cannot believe it. Way to go, @okcthunder ⚡️⚡️⚡️

@NFL_DovKleiman That man has some skills on the plates 👏

No way: This guy had to audition for the Vikings drum line as his fantasy football punishment for coming in last place in the league 😂💀

Me after bedtime every night for 2 boys under 5.

Gonna start telling Amazon Delivery drivers “Thank you for your service.” 🫡

Whoever decided car engines should shut down any time you stop at a red light needs to be put on one of those deportation flights to El Salvador.

@TheCleanCarClub If you drive like this with any sort of dirt or debris in the bed, you’re gonna have a bad time…

Chevrolet truck back window comes out

Kicking off the family roadtrip with this jam… open.spotify.com/track/6jp5izbi…

Dear God it’s beautiful

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place. I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

@NEWS9 Hard to answer any questions when he couldn’t respond with a complete sentence before being interrupted.

In a contentious confirmation hearing to become the nation’s top health official, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. struggled to answer questions about Medicare and Medicaid, programs that affect tens of millions of Americans, or to provide details about how he wou... news9.com/story/679a8b49…

#IYKYK #LEGOS

@SMB_Attorney 💯 I used to run the background check division of an employment screening company. Depending on the industry, I STRONGLY recommend performing yearly background checks/MVRs on employees.

Pro Tip: Always do a background check on key employees, partners, investors, sponsors, etc. Even when you think "there's no possible need," then you especially need to do it. Don't learn the hard way!

@Jeffdthompson Hah! Love it. Much better than the annoying texts/emails from Tom James reps.

Just now.... Custom tailor sends me a pleasant LinkedIn sales message yesterday. I do not respond. She then follows it up with this image with no text. Not sure whether to be impressed or horrified🤣 Sales people, would you send something like this to a prospect?

@downesphoto Other than unimaginable pollution in the Miami river, what did I just watch?!?

Nothing can prepare you for what happens in this video 😂

Stepping up the game in private event entertainment in OKC. Working with talented pros & surrounding ourselves with a team of all-star performers like @djlitebrite, Trevor G🎷, and Byron C🥁 Sharing a recent Studio54-themed event organized by the incredible Annie Brady 👏👏👏

Starbucks is going to 💩. Got rid of all the hipster baristas, hired some normies, and started playing songs like Ashlee Simpson’s ‘Pieces of Me’.