Lewis Storey

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Lewis Storey

@StoreyLewis

Put your fucking cameras away and I’ll leather you, you knobhead

Присоединился Mart 2013
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Lewis Storey
Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
We are gonna do the most Sunderland thing ever like aren’t we marrows
Hotspur Lane@HotspurLane

Today marks ONE HUNDRED DAYS since #THFC last won a Premier League game! 😳 The last time we picked up three points was away to Crystal Palace in December! Since then: Brentford 0-0 Spurs 🤝 Spurs 1-1 Sunderland 🤝 Bournemouth 3-2 Spurs ❌ Spurs 1-2 West Ham ❌ Burnley 2-2 Spurs 🤝 Spurs 2-2 Man City 🤝 Man United 2-0 Spurs ❌ Spurs 1-2 Newcastle ❌ Frank sacked - Tudor appointed Spurs 1-4 Arsenal ❌ Fulham 2-1 Spurs ❌ Spurs 1-3 Crystal Palace ❌ Liverpool 1-1 Spurs 🤝 Spurs 0-3 Nottingham Forest ❌ Tudor sacked - De Zerbi appointed It’s fair to say we need to remember how win QUICKLY otherwise we know what happens….🫣

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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
Disgusting. If that gemma Collins looking thing spat at me the cunt would be booted down the stairs. Roadhouse
G R I F T Y@GriftReport

Two 19-year-old girls launched a drunken daytime rampage at Bournemouth’s Trouville Hotel, Spitting twice in a receptionist’s face, smashing a computer screen and phone into a male worker’s head, hurling vases, tipping furniture and launching a fire extinguisher. Kera McKeown and Larisa Sumovskaja weren’t even guests. Told to leave at 11:20am, they went berserk with high heels and a vodka bottle while staff hid in terror. CCTV captured the full chaos; damage topped £4,000. Both now banned from every pub, bar, nightclub and hotel in Britain for six months. Teenagers?!? they look like Gemma Collins nan

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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
Not a bad side Japan, well drilled and knocked it about nice when they got forward. Don’t mind not playing him in friendlies but he’s crucial for us so wrap Kane in cotton wool until the WC and get the boy walloping 40 yard thundercunts then I’ll be Bothad
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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
In all fairness if you tune in to the Japan and England game you’ll see a black guy in goal for japan. That’s got to be like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
Ned Stark@FantasyWorldW1

Star Wars actor John Boyega explained why he doesn’t watch Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones in 2017: “There are no Black people in Game of Thrones,” he said. “You don’t see one Black person in Lord of the Rings. I ain’t paying money to always see one type of person on-screen. Thoughts?

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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
Hope Lionel Messi is selling more pies and cwitian Ronaldo is cleaning more boots marras. Tough times for unethical institutions. Mike Ashley had it ran better!
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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
Gonna have everyone hook line and sinker like usual and reply to himself in due course with something along the lines of I’m drunk or I piss excellence. Fantastic
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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
A think yah could tackle someone by the neck in front of his ref and he would wave play on
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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
48k in the sol aren’t going to agree on same opinions or like the same people whether that’s footy or politics. Just because someone’s been invited to watch a match the is hell on, toys out the pram. All parliament are cock snoggers and cunts and talk shite. Support the lads👍
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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
@Tone87Zebra Unbelievable. That flag at half mast killed me a don’t even know if it’s real or someone doing AI but it’s fucking mint
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Tone@Tone87Zebra·
They really aren’t taking it well are they
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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
Thought a was clear of a hangover went to work cos tomorrow is a wash out. A should have known what was coming when a was sweating moving the radio and couple of tools. A good old delayed hangover, feel like fucking shite the more the days went by. Yesterday was glorious.
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Lewis Storey@StoreyLewis·
I mean there would be world war 3 if Eddie Howe doesn’t get a result tomorrow. I’ve already seen calls for his head throughout this season in different games. If he wins games he’s safe. If he loses he’s wanted out, Poor Ed hope he’s ok mentally and he and his family feel safe.
Geordie Josh@geordiejosh

The Mackems doing their usual “pressures on them, not us.” “But we’ve got injuries.” Already, hahahahahahah. No getting out of this one boys, you made your bed shouting European football now you’ll lie in it when we send youse home with nout tomorrow 👍

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