Lee James

@Bradhopy @SwearingSport This is why I had to give up the captaincy of the Vets

@SwearingSport @StrattonLJ 🤔😂

Old fella pulled a hammy at the coin toss 😭😭

I'm pretty sure England will win at least one of the next 4 major tournaments...As long as Gareth Southgate fucks the fuck off, we'll be fine

The classic combo of Fathers Day and @secretshirtco. Can't go wrong!

@MiddleBeefy He definitely has. Should only cost you a few hand dryer pics to get hold of it

@MiddleBeefy I haven't got any Uruguay hand-me-downs for you. But if you're willing to adopt Spurs, I could sort you out

Well played @secretshirtco, well played @JaguaresO @CasertanaFC

And just like that, boobs are back in the game!

Massive thanks to @Kernowspurs though. Putting in the time and way more effort than most of the players for us this season. Much appreciated

A far from glorious ending to a far from glorious season

Gonna spend a few hours enjoying football before Tottenham fuck it all up again tomorrow

Reading tweets from Argyle fans about how bad it is travelling back to Cornwall after watching your team play shit in London

@discoclive The bus itself was fine. The seatbelt buckle I was sat on the whole way home, not so much. Still better than the game though

@StrattonLJ Hope it's a nice minibus, at least.

Would love to say that I spent 6 hours travelling on a minibus in the snow from Cornwall to watch @SpursOfficial go out of the Champions League with a whimper. Unfortunately they couldn't even muster that. Fucking pathetic.

With his 267th goal for Spurs, Harry Kane has officially gone past 'boobs' on the list of things I love #OneOfOurOwn #COYS #THFC

@theodelaney @Beng_Miller Great listen. Apart from the keeper, full backs (probably due to slightly later Spurs supporting start date) and Teddy in for Klinsmann, I'd go exactly the same. Might more fun to be alongside Redknapp in the dugout telling people to 'run around a bit' in the 86 home kit though

I won't deny I'm giving Spurs the silent treatment today. But last week when I spoke to @Beng_Miller to select my all time THFC XI for his excellent podcast our relationship was in a much better place. If only we'd had this lot out on the pitch yesterday... #COYS

Really buzzing for the 500 plus mile round trip on Wednesday night/Thursday Morning now. Cheers Tottenham

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@dannykellywords A diamond in the rough.

Dubmaster D!