Tim Turensek

Trump is going to throw us into a war and refuse to leave office while the US is at war citing it wouldn’t be right to transition during that time. Book it.

@MartinShkreli Wait…. You’re saying they paid tax because they submitted payroll tax…Which is the taxes submitted for their employees? If you want to go out on a limb and say the half of SS and Medicare that companies are required to cover for employees is them paying 23min tax. Sure whatever

dear community notes - i am right and you are wrong 1) payroll tax goes to the federal government 2) a company that has accrued NOLs does not owe tax - the implication that they are dodging something is confiscatory in summation, eat shit and die

Palantir very plainly paid $23m in income tax and $156m in payroll tax. That's 0/2. Are you retarded?

@Joe39563017 @zerohedge In the last 15 years the amount of millionaires living in NYC has over doubled but sure; they’ll leave to go live in some dull hurricane ridden state that has no money. Yup forsure.

@StrikeMasterT @zerohedge If you think that is how it is going to work, you are not very bright.

Florida couldn't get better advertising if if paid billions

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

I’m ugly not stupid. Next question.

Average factors in the billionaires $100,000,000 savings. Average American saved $7 and paid $4 a gallon for gas and Israel’s healthcare. Dickhead.

It’s nice having a politician who actually wants to do shit. Pretty refreshing. Seems like we should’ve been doing this the whole time.

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich 
Well, today we're taxing the rich...

JUST IN: Use of AI in the office is reportedly creating a flood of “workslop” that takes longer to fix than do from scratch.

Better.

This is how I see it... China is not Communist in the sense that the state owns all the means of production, and there are no market prices (you need at least 2 owners of property for a market to develop). The U.S. is also not Capitalist. We don't have sound money, free markets, and respect for private property. Only hints remain. Both the U.S. and China are a marriage of State & Corporations. The difference is the hierarchy. China's hierarchy is State over Corporations. America's hierarchy is Corporations over the State. The Chinese state clearly puts China first, and corporations have to conform themselves to that. The Chinese trade with the world and don't invade the world. America puts everything but America (and especially Israel) first. America invades the world. The results of both hierarchies are crystal clear. China is thriving. America is bankrupt.

Not me thinking we were having a funeral... i can't do this with him anymore. the drama is just too much. sleep normally i am begging you 😭

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue. Me: *Presses power button.* IT guy:

@SlappinDa_Bass Not offended by it just think it’s hilarious to watch MAGA be offended by it when they voted a rapist with a god complex. But there likely are liberals who are Christians considering Jesus preached liberal beliefs. 🤷‍♂️

Peace talks be like...

@ochocinco Next time you should do it and have her check it

Attempting to check my daughters math homework & how the hell am i supposed to know if the 2nd answer is correct when i don’t understand the problem 😂

"Major 4-day workweek study suggests that when we work 5 days we spend one doing basically nothing," per FORTUNE

@NotMeis95 @bannedbreehwa I disavow the twins from Minnesota sports until the Pohlads sell the team

@StrikeMasterT @bannedbreehwa There's no chance you feel that about the twins

yes the secret to a happy relationship IS a pretty midwestern girl who will tell you to shut the fuck up 💖