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Reverend Ray Ray McRaybob and 69 others
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Reverend Ray Ray McRaybob and 69 others
@ThatRayShow
The World's Tallest Midget High-functioning Sociopath Former Candidate for President Ordained Minister Probably not AI Cro Flumpler Genuis
Arizona, USA, Earth Присоединился Aralık 2018
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@PresentTenseAte Getting near the end of the season. The ones I bought the other day are not as juicy as the ones in peak season.
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@ThatRayShow I’m not sure, so I’m adding it to my grocery list!!
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Taxes done.
Now I'm hungry. I guess I'll graze the fridge for leftovers.
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@PresentTenseAte Some brisket, feta, olives, and a Sumo.
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More likely, she'll just bring up some shit from the past.
"Houston, we've had a problem."
"Say again, Artemis II?"
"..."
"Come in, Artemis II. What is the problem?"
"If you don't know, why should I tell you?"
"Artemis II, what is your status?"
"I just think it's funny that..."
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Cooter gonna be drier than a Popeye's biscuit.
Isaac@isaacrrr7
Predicador islamista palestino: "Las vírgenes del Paraíso no tendrán menstruación, saliva, moco, orina ni excrementos. Los hombres musulmanes tendrán la fuerza sexual de 100 hombres. Tendremos varias esposas y esclavas sexuales en el Paraíso."
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@jayplemons @bungarsargon She can't possibly be that stupid in real life, can she?
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Batya Ungar-Sargon: MAGA voters couldn't care less about the Epstein files
@bungarsargon "Nobody cares about Jeffrey Epstein. This is another thing that the podcast world was obsessed with... But it was nothing.
There's nothing in the files to implicate anybody else of any criminal wrongdoing except Jeffrey Epstein, which Trump knew."
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Why the fuck am I wide awake at 3 AM?
Oh. Right. The depression.
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@YesThatVCharles Speaking as someone who is a lot closer to 70 than 60, I want to say "Shut up". But I also want to say "Happy Birthday". And also "Buckle up, Sonny. It goes downhill FAST once you hit 60".
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BONJOUR À TOUS!
J'ai cinquante-neuf ans depuis les huit dernières heures… et ça craint vraiment.
Je ne recommande pas de vieillir…
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Now @duolingo out here writing tired porn scenarios as language lessons. Eddy orders a pizza and then hooks up with the delivery girl.
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@cigarsandlegs The thing is she isn't expressing an opinion. She's pretending to be curious if you would go on a date with her if she asked you out.
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@ThatRayShow How dare you insult her and whatever her totally correct opinion is
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I mean...I mean...if she's seriously asking that question because she doesn't know the answer, then she's dumber than a box of rocks.
TacticalStNick@TacticalStNick
Yes. Simple answer is yes. I’m not gonna complain. Most guys wouldn’t. A simple date is what we want most. I’d definitely put out afterwards.
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@UncleRayFu75 I feel your pain, but I have my own financial woes. My sister hasn't had any income since Dec 2024 and I've been paying ALL the bills.
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