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Alan ⛵️

Alan ⛵️

@TheAlanModracek

doer of things

NJ Присоединился Şubat 2022
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
Some people give ya a bakers dozen I’ll give you an Alan dozen. It’s 9. I have no idea what happened to the other three.
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Cuerdo de atar
Cuerdo de atar@cuerdo_de·
ÚLTIMA HORA: Están aumentando mucho los estornudos, según un estudio de la universidad de Más achuses.
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OSINTtechnical
OSINTtechnical@Osinttechnical·
The U.S. military is considering re-naming the war with Iran “Operation Sledgehammer” if the current ceasefire collapses and war resumes -NBC The working theory is that it would restart the 60-day War Powers countdown.
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@akafaceUS 45 here. The only way I enter a pool is cannonball
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How people get into the pool as they age.
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@AngryCitizenxx Exercise. Anything. Play with your kids, go for a walk, clean the gutters. Literally anything except sitting around
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Angry Citizen@AngryCitizenxx·
Ok I'm struggling right now I need the best tricks to keep my mind busy, I'm this close to opening a beer.
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Dave Kline@dklineii·
I once hired a B-player everyone loved. "He's so easy to work with," they said. "He'll fit right in." I prioritized chemistry over capability. That hire cost us a year. Easy isn't the bar. Excellent is. Here are 3 easy-to-miss bad-hire archetypes that quietly ruin great teams:
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@TruckerDanUSA They don’t make ads like this because trucks are a status symbol now. Luxury vehicles not work vehicles
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Trucker Dan@TruckerDanUSA·
They don’t make ads like this anymore. Because they don’t build trucks like this anymore. Tell me I’m wrong.
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@ToddLlewellyn Back when TVs were $1000 I won one at a company Christmas party. Had to insist it goes to someone else. “You won fair!” That’s not really the point.
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Todd Llewellyn@ToddLlewellyn·
Send help. Pissed off some of my employees. Took them to Top Golf. Announced that I had $100 flash lights as prizes. Did not say that prizes went to the winners. Gave the prizes to the losers. The winners are pissed. 🤣🤣
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Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
Shipping anything with the USPS is basically telling me you don’t care if I get it or not
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Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
I had no idea ya’ll were so quick to drop the 9/11 jokes, think we have more in common than we do apart. I’ll have to come visit soon
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Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@akafaceUS This has happened to me 3 times already
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aka@akafaceUS·
A giraffe managed to get its head stuck between the railings and this happened..
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@dbongino Aren’t you the guy that covered up for those pedophiles? How are you not too embarrassed to be online?
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Dan Bongino@dbongino·
Pete Hegseth is a game changer. Generational talent. Thanks. 🇺🇸
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Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris@Dylan_Morri·
Hey, should I spec a .0001” tolerance on a 34ft part and refuse to pay until it passes QC? Could be fun, I could buy the CNC machine from the factory sale
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@markgallagher_2 My guess? No one cares. They would sell maybe 1% less without the American flag, if costs remained the same
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Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@Toribabieegirl I didn’t want to believe he was stealing from the construction zones, but when i opened the garage all the signs were there
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Tori_@Toribabieegirl·
Tell us one thing about ur Dad.
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@PaulYacoubian Just fill in the bay. You could get rid of those big expensive bridges that way, too
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Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
I saw a video about a neat lock washer. I liked it. Twitter is showing me the same video from more accounts. Over and over. It’s not my favorite movie i was fine seeing once
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Alan ⛵️
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek·
@ChristopherHale If forced to chose between Trump and god, it’s not even something they need to think about. Trump is their god
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Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale·
NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.
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