The Emohawk

"In order for a man to do evil, he must first believe that what he is doing is good..." ---Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I miss real women...

The math on William Shatner’s existence is hard to process. He was born closer to the Civil War than to today. Montreal, 1931. His father manufactured clothes. His first acting role came in 1951, the same year color TV was introduced to the American public. Star Trek premiered in 1966. It lasted 3 seasons and got cancelled. The first rerun aired before humans had walked on the Moon. Those reruns are still generating licensing revenue 57 years later. He’s been famous for 60 consecutive years. He survived being typecast so severely in the 1970s that he did convention appearances for grocery money. He survived his third wife’s death. He survived Hollywood writing him off as a joke. Then he weaponized the joke. Priceline commercials. The roast. Spoken-word albums where he recites Elton John lyrics as dramatic monologue. Every project that should have ended his career somehow added to it. At 73, back-to-back Emmys for Boston Legal. At 90, oldest person to fly to space. At 94, a Super Bowl ad. At 95, 4.3 million people watching him smoke a cigar on X. His career has now outlasted the Soviet Union, the Space Shuttle program, Blockbuster Video, MySpace, and the first three generations of AI models. He’s been working since Truman and he’s posting through the Claude era. The compounding is the point. 75 years of showing up created a distribution moat that no amount of talent alone could replicate.

The Cure “Close To Me”

Because it pisses off the people who won't kill them for doing it... It's ironically safe.

My younger daughter turned 18 last week "Mom, dad, I want to start an OnlyFans like my sister" she announced during birthday dinner My wife looked at me in shock "Are you okay with this?" she asked me "Of course not" I said firmly "She hasn't registered a GmbH business entity yet" The next morning I took her to the municipal trade office We paid €10,000 set up fee and submitted documents Then, quick notary appointment (another €5,000), and she will be fully compliant in around 7 months This is the power of EU business friendly legal system In America most 18yo create pornographic content illegally, without proper registration No wonder that country is falling apart

Did you know Goodwill made $2.1 BILLION in revenue last year? They pay executives 6-figure salaries. They pay workers sometimes less than minimum wage via a legal loophole. They get their inventory donated for free then sell it back to the public. The thrift store for “poor people” is one of the most profitable nonprofits in the country.

Ireland, like most Western countries, has long nursed a pathetic caste of delusional cranks who instinctively grovel in awe before whichever basket-case tyranny most perfectly mirrors their own dysfunction. In this case, it's a boy-band too.

“We know what’s it’s like to grow up with oppression and forced starvation” says chubby little weirdo. Victimhood is like a drug to these people. They need it. They can’t live without it.

1923 “Walker”.

@Pj27271111 The Final Countdown.

F-14A Tomcat, Serial 160387, Military Code AJ-202, Operator US Navy, Unit Markings VF-84 Jolly Rogers, Location Norfolk Naval Station (KNGU), Virginia, Photo Date May 1977, Photo unknown but in Augusto Laghi Collection. Source: airhistory.net/photo/632787/1… Feast your eyes on this totally bodacious F-14A Tomcat rocking classic VF-84 Jolly Rogers markings at Norfolk Naval Station in May 1977 — from the very beginning of the legendary Tomcat era! #F14Tomcat #NavalAviation #TomcatTuesday #TacoTuesday #BringBackBodacious @NavalMuseum #JollyRogers #VF84 #FightertownUSA #NASNorfolk #EarlyTomcat What’s your favorite VF-84 Jolly Rogers Tomcat memory from the early days? Drop it in the comments!

@EndWokeness I think she may have "faked it 'til she maked it."

Albany Mayor Dorrcey Applyrs is asked by a reporter how she plans to fix their city debt situation… Her response (not satire):

@skscartoon Okay, hear me out...

Ok, hear me out...

150 medical students from a single school in Pakistan just took residency spots from US medical students.

19-year-old Siouxsie Sioux during her very first performance at the 100 Club in London, 1976 Photo by Barry Plummer #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #siouxsiesioux #punklegend #history #punkrockhistory

🚨 BREAKING: Major antisemitic arson attack in Golders Green, London destroys all ambulances (at least 4) of Hatzola Northwest — a volunteer Jewish emergency service providing 24/7 medical aid. @Breaking911 has seen footage of the attackers.

In 1979 and ‘James T. Kirk’ himself — WILLIAM SHATNER, 95 Candles 🎂 today — talked with Michael Parkinson about the release of the big Hollywood movie version of the classic TV series. STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE (1979)

Kneecap. "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

@TheNightGallery It's a goodie, but I still think "The Obsolete Man" is his best one...

"I am very grateful to Rod Serling. He provided me with several of the best scripts I ever had the luck to perform. In one case, the role of Mr. Bemis. There isn't a fortnight goes by I don't hear a compliment about it." —Burgess Meredith on Twilight Zone's "Time Enough at Last"