Закреплённый твит
Patches
168 posts
Patches
@TheMultiversal_
Oh, hello! I'm Patches, a travelling merchant of sorts. I can already tell we're going to be the best of friends! Hehehe... | #MVRP #ELDENRINGRP #FROMSOFTRP
Hither and thither! Присоединился Temmuz 2023
39 Подписки39 Подписчики
Patches the Untethered crouches in Volcano Manor, eyeing Lady Tanith. By Marika, if there were ever a woman to get his heart racing...
"Don't even think about it, Patches. Not with her husband being who he is. Slithering bastard. If only someone would 'collect' his rune..."
English
Patches the Unbreakable is on the upper levels of the Cathedral of the Deep, trying to get on his newly 'found' armour.
"Hrg... damn thing! What kind of stupid lot are the Catarinans, designing this fat old thing? Stupid onion!"
He finally dons the set and sighs in relief.
English
Patches the Spider hangs on a cliff of the Nightmare Frontier, watching the poor, poor Hunter below.
Yet another victim of his silvery tongue. He'll make a delicious sacrifice, to be sure. Kehehe!
"O, Amygdala, how lucky I am to serve you... and to eat your leftovers!"
English
"Nah, I had to use them, you see. I was attacked, if you can believe it! By some lout calling himself the Bell-Bearing Hunter!
It was rough, believe me. I barely got out alive. Still, he wasn't quick enough for wily Patches! Hehehe!"
𝑲𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒉𝒏@Kordehn
"Right... so, did you sell those daggers that I gave back to you?"
English
"No? Well, that's bloody boring. At least you're keeping safe, I suppose. Nothing worse than a dead custom- uh, dead friend! Hehe!
As a matter of fact, yes. Last week I sold... a fire pot! AND a glass shard! I'm raking in the runes!"
𝑲𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒉𝒏@Kordehn
"Not much has happened, at least I don't think... so, did you sell anything interesting?"
English
Stretches out his eight arachnid legs.
"Your wish is my command. Come close. Yes... closer..."
ᅠᅠᅠ𖧋̤𝖋ᅠᅠⴕ𝃵̲𝙷ᴱᅠᅠ𝙲𝅦𝐇꯭꩜ᴵꭆ@THELASTSCH0LAR
I need a hug.
English
"Yes. Yes, I suppose I can settle. You haven't murdered me, yet, so we must be doing well. Eh? Heh..."
Clings to the wall, keeping his bald head aimed at the Hunter.
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ❛ ༝ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 ༝ 𝐇𝐔𝑵𝐓𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ ༝ ︎❜@HuntingViles
`` Well , sorta isn't a bad thing . Take it with a grain of salt . ´´
English
"Pffft!"
He waves a hand.
"What's new with you, then? Any adventures to tell me about?"
𝑲𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒉𝒏@Kordehn
"You don't say... assuming you have a good deal at the momment."
English
"Ah, Kordehn, my old chum! They're going very well, thank you. In fact, we've run into each other at a FANTASTIC time!
Because I'm selling - listen closely, now - rowa raisins! Incredibly rare items, I know. And for the modest price of 5k runes. Now THAT'S a deal, right?"
𝑲𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒉𝒏@Kordehn
"Sure did, how's the sales?"
English
The Spider rubs his legs together, almost like a fly.
"Come, now. I'm a great help in those Chalice Dungeons of yours! Wares have I, the likes of which you've never seen!"
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ❛ ༝ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 ༝ 𝐇𝐔𝑵𝐓𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ ༝ ︎❜@HuntingViles
`` mmm sorta .ᐣ ´´
English
