Time Gayriance Authority

𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙑𝘼𝙍𝙄𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀 𝘼𝙐𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙔 WELCOME NEW RECRUIT TO YOUR NEW JOB AT THE TVA 𝖳𝖵𝖠 𝖦𝗎𝗂𝖽𝖾 / TVA Repairs & Advancements

@DededevineAgain uhhh uhhhhhhhh kenny.

I know EVERYTHING is gonna be super positive, but I wanna see anyways!

if you guys believe in protecting and preserving, join the Time Variance Authority. For All Time. Always.

@sonofargall charlie charlie kirky

i just saw a charlie kirk parody i'm deaddddd

@C4tacIysm motherfucker, we just pruned a branched timeline.

< INTERACTION BAIT / #SCREWTHEALGORITHIM > " Yeahhh, Uhm. I'm lost... "

// #SCREWTHEALGORITHM

TVA TUESDAY

***drafting yeahyyeah

fuck it,we're going back to kidnapping

their tva handbook

@WarriorofOOO good lord.

Okay so..A sun kid and a future version of me and also.. GEORGE COOPER???

You got an invitation. Will you go to #RedCrewmatesParty? #parodytwt

@H4ck3r_victim You think our TVA Repairs & Advancements could help aid your company with whatever it needs? Cause our supply is a bit... Infinite.

Attention: Rocket Co. will be giving supplies to any side of the Syntax Farcade fight, including third-party organizations

Marvel fans have reacted in disappointment after a much-anticipated Avengers: Doomsday tease turned out to be for a Doctor Doom-themed coffee shop. bit.ly/4dZaCdG

There is PINK ON MY TIMELINE AGAIN.

I am the most unproblematic person ever.

bull. shit. fucking bullshit vro.

they made a fucking coffee shop instead of the avengers doomsday trailer vro

When you open your Twitter Parody account just so people can treat you like a piece of human dirt for every breath u take:

[ **INTERACTION BAIT** ] [ Men in Orange knock on your door and show up ] [ READER ], on behalf of the Time Variance Authority, you are under arrest for crimes against the Sacred Timeline. [ TIME STICKS WHIR ]