Ackerman 🚀

Get stuff done, you genius!

@OkeStalyf @ManUtd_ID No be small oh. 😂

@ManUtd_ID This translation almost gave me a heart attack

Tegakkan kepalamu, Amad. Kamu sudah membuat Pantai Gading bangga. 🇨🇮 Selamat beristirahat dan sampai jumpa lagi. ❤️

@ibomairlines Such unserious folks. Never again.

@0xAdesola @Risevest will give you an easy 1,150,000

Locking 5M on Palmpay for a year gives 330,136 interest, credited everyday. Approximately 904 naira per day Anywhere i can get better offer?

@kenkenlewu 😂😂😂😂😂

My coursemates and I contributed ₦1.2 million for one of our classmates who has been jobless for the past 6 years. We raised the money to help him learn a skill or start a small business so he could get back on his feet. Just last week, he sent his wedding invitation in the group. The whole group went silent. When we asked him why, he said since he now had “a little money,” he decided it was the right time to marry his girlfriend of 4 years. We said nothing. He sent another message: “Guys please, I can’t do this alone. My wedding budget is ₦3.2 million. I need your support.” They removed him from the group immediately🙄

@0xYinka @Chydee 😂😂😂😂

@Chydee 😂😂😂

Damn 😭

I needed those sets at Monochroma 🔥🔥🔥

This person used 8 mins to answer the “tell us about yourself” question and ended with “That is me in a nutshell”. HR said this is a lot in a nutshell oh 😂😂😂😭

@the_careerblog Hello. The Job Description written here is wrong. The role being hired for is a finance writer and researcher.

🇳🇬 HIRING: GROWTH LIFE-CYCLE MANAGER 📍 Location: Lagos, Nigeria (Hybrid) About the Role Risevest is seeking a smart, data-driven Growth Life-Cycle Manager to own the full customer journey from acquisition to retention. The role sits at the intersection of product, marketing, and customer experience, ensuring users are effectively engaged and converted into long-term active customers across the platform. Key Responsibilities • Manage end-to-end customer lifecycle strategy (acquisition, activation, retention) • Design and execute growth experiments and user engagement strategies • Work closely with product and marketing teams to improve conversion funnels • Track and report key growth metrics and KPIs • Support product positioning and lifecycle campaigns • Identify opportunities to increase customer value and retention Requirements • Bachelor’s degree in Marketing, Business, Economics, or related field • 2–5+ years experience in growth, lifecycle, product marketing, or related roles • Strong analytical and data interpretation skills • Experience working with funnels, CRM tools, and user analytics How to apply 🔗 risevest.bamboohr.com/careers/170 Your CV should clearly reflect growth marketing, customer lifecycle management, data analysis, CRM usage, and product/marketing collaboration experience. Need help refining it? Reach out: +2348145289661

@yabaleftonline Needs separation of powers

What’s the best way to separate the rice from the garri?

@0xYinka @ROS1609 That Shawarma I ate and couldn't stand up? Why is it so big 😂😂😂

@ROS1609 Oya. Today.

shawarma from citi lounge

I don’t trust Akon. E fit dey lie 😂

The latest cool stuff we cooked. Download the Risevest app today to get started. 👇 click.risevest.com/gb0g/rvh2of2f

This is a dangerous stereotyping and no part of it is funny. @Trevornoah should know better than this. The story sounds a bit off. And if it did happen, I’m certain Nigeria wasn’t the only country where said vulnerability was exploited.

My Boy!!!

Bun Xapa was sooooo good yesterday. Best thing was the B2B with Ciza 🚀🔥

@AskMichaelTaiwo @toluogunlesi Coursiv??? 😂

For my first five years in corporate America I had no promotion. Then in my next five, I had three. Same me. Same company. Different results. What changed? 👇

@olusledgeolaoye @muzangdab_10 @Chef_RG_ Lmao. 😂 I never marry oh my bro. 🤣

@muzangdab_10 @Chef_RG_ @TonyeCEO na you post iraola… hope say no be you 😂😂

Boys man😂 this friend of mine got married last weekend, he hasn’t posted anything about the wedding, not himself nor the bride, guess who just posted Iraola?😂😂