king topz

They hate when they can’t get to you. Stay locked in.

arsenal fc players

Yes it is

Genuinely impressive how Arsenal have managed to fuck the league up at the same time of year 3 times in 4 years.

@MikesVeryOwn It’s funny because arsenal’s problems have been clear as day all season but they’ve seemed to ignore them simply because they got the points in the end.

Arsenal cannot win this league playing this way, this is pants

@akahamz Can’t lie I’m here for Black Mediocrity!

Hate seeing G. Jesus come for a cardio sesh on and bagging a quarter million Great British Pounds every single week

Tweeting whilst leaving me on read makes me itch.

Bournemouth that was fucking clean.

Notice how the best of the best in every facet of human life are violently allergic to wasting time quarrelling over petty nonsense

Flight Risqué @FreddieGibbs

This is why nothing beats English football.

For the past year Slot has moaned about how PL teams don't want to play football and always references PSG as an example of a team which plays football "the right way". Now he has the chance to play PSG again and he comes out with a back 5, parks the bus and plays like Tony Pulis

new music anyone?

AI has ruined eavesdropping. Half the pleasure in going to cafes used to be overhearing all kinds of absurd personal stories or industry gossip. Today it’s just people pitching each other their AI apps.

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

Fuck was Trae young doing

I can never perceive the cinema space from outside the building