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grenkeChess 2026@GRENKEChess·4h

We’re especially happy to have some kids from the Lviv Chess Academy with us. ♟️❤️ Collecting autographs from Ukrainian World Champion Mariya Muzychuk, Levon Aronian & Niclas Huschenbeth — moments they won’t forget. #grenkechess #chess #chesslife #chesstournament #chesscommunity

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My whole chess list is Hikaru getting cooked for being a toddler

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Broccoli@BrocolliV74667·22h

What if I said Hikaru wasted someone else's deserved spot on candidates via his mickey mouse tournaments? #candidates

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The wins are coming... Any time now...any time now...

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chess24@chess24com

Goryachkina-Muzychuk ended in a draw by repetition, with Anna currently the sole leader of the Women's event on 3/5! chess.com/events/2026-fi…

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The Other Guy@Gyan49485·22h

1. Electricity in Cyprus 2. FIDE anti cheating measures 3. Fabiano's end game technique 4. Inefficient seconds Things Hikaru has already whined about, and it's just round 5. We still have 9 more rounds to go. The excuses are going to get even more creative from now on.

chess24@chess24com

"12...0-0 was not in my file!" says Nakamura, "and it was too difficult to find [13.Ne4!] over the board." Hikaru is unimpressed by the work done by his seconds, who he doesn't name but describes as "strong GMs" #FIDECandidates

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@chess24com Beyond embarrassing...

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chess24@chess24com·22h

"12...0-0 was not in my file!" says Nakamura, "and it was too difficult to find [13.Ne4!] over the board." Hikaru is unimpressed by the work done by his seconds, who he doesn't name but describes as "strong GMs" #FIDECandidates

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@promotedpawns 🤣

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@promotedpawns Deleting my replies like a coward 🙄

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winter@promotedpawns·2d

Goryachkina would be a bad Jehovah's Witness, considering that she can never convert

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Aleksandra Drawyachkina looking at Anish Giri's 2016 Candidates run:

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Чмоня@USpiderDog·2d

Someone's ending technique wasn't that great today 🫢

chess24@chess24com

Mike: "[Nakamura] said your ending technique wasn't that great..." Fabiano: "Neither was his!" #FIDECandidates

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Actual Jose Mourinho@Totally_NoOne·2d

How am I supposed to tell people Goyachkina should have been at least +1 if not more by now🫠?

ChessBase India@ChessbaseIndia

In a slightly better ending, @chessvaishali decides not to risk it much and repeats the position to draw against Aleksandra Goryachkina! Vaishali goes into the rest day with the same points as her opponent - 2/4.

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Actual Jose Mourinho@Totally_NoOne·3d

She is winning this tournament👌

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Aleksandra Drawyachkina looking at Anish Giri's 2016 Candidates run:

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Actual Jose Mourinho@Totally_NoOne·3d

@OnTheQueenside @lye765 vs @OnTheQueenside in a slandering Tan competition 🤔

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Women's Chess Coverage@OnTheQueenside·3d

Kateryna Lagno beat Tan Zhongyi in a game that I think demonstrates why I gave both no chance to win the Candidates! 😅 Lagno has been dead lost in all 3 games now, but is somehow in the lead! 😱 lichess.org/broadcast/fide… 📷: Yoav Nis

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Actual Jose Mourinho@Totally_NoOne·3d

@Milie01341611 I am not talking about Divya🫠 (whose chances I never believed in to begin with💀)

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@Totally_NoOne LIAR

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Àlvar Alonso Rosell@AlvarAlonso·4d

Love the shitty takes like this. Plenty of interesting games and most of them were unbalanced pretty quickly. The most beautiful games I've ever seen often end up in a draw. There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see :)

Carl S. Portman MBE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@Carl_Portman

It's why barely anyone I have spoken to is watching. Everyone is so well prepped. Give me club, county and weekend tournaments any day with mistakes galore. At least it's fun. Not going to waste too many days on this I am afraid, elite players or not.

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chess24@chess24com·4d

Mike: "[Nakamura] said your ending technique wasn't that great..." Fabiano: "Neither was his!" #FIDECandidates