🆃🆁🅰🆅🅸🆂

If @sza performs the acoustic version of Snooze on Monday, I WILL hyperventilate, pass out + 😵

i’m so gay

me probably

Hate to be the one doing the most. That’s what it takes though 🔪🫵🔫😭 fuck

LANA FINALLY OUT

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

good morning

every time

This goes VERY hard

I could really use a Jenna Marbles update right about now 😞

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

this must be the shit that keeps the doctor away

Can someone please teach me how to respond correctly to a compliment? 🫥

Home wrecker was not on my bingo card for last night 😳

Where do you store the maple syrup?

Are you a household that stores the maple syrup in the fridge, or in the cabinet?

Why does the bagel emoji look SO tasty..

Waking up this morning like..

Honestly shocked that I still have a voice after that concert