Rob Van Hopkins

To all you fucking magits that have been screaming at me to show respect for chuckie. GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

@DonutsBaga Hoping for a civil suit and discrimination against NA PD.

💥Noonan admitted that he’s on “administrative leave” but is still working paid details contrary to North Andover PD policy. 💥He also admitted he was not drug tested after the shooting, despite it being North Andover PD policy.

@wine_018 Shame on the parents. Glad you stepped in!

Saw two adolescent boys absolutely terrorizing a family of geese across a huge public park lawn. No reason. Just for fun. Scaring them. Chasing them. Trying to kick them. I was fifty yards away. “Hey! Leave the geese alone!” Nothing. “Hey!!! Stop chasing the geese!!!” They looked at me and hesitated. Then kept going. I summoned the spirit of every soul brutalized by men and said “LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!!!!!!!” The entire waterfront park stopped and the boys RAN to their dad. I am at the point where I have zero embarrassment for calling out men of every age for their actions. Whatever sickness men have, it starts young. It starts taking pleasure in the distress of others. I simply won’t stand for it. And parents! The fuq ya’ll doin with these boys????????

BREAKING: 🚨 🇺🇸 🤡 Hegseth declares victory, again “Never in history has a country been defeated as Iran has… we wiped it off the face of the earth.” Then who is still being pummelling Israel? Who is blocking the strait of Hormuz? What a fkn clown.

@BostonReportah He said he stayed on the landing during his testimony. That’s where he sank his ship -imo. The landing is not in the bedroom. He didn’t have eyes on her and this witness said when “he walked in”. He was careless and took eyes off her.

Neighbor of the North Andover officer who shot fellow officer Kelsey Fitzsimmons testifies she was skeptical about police account of shooting from start. Had sidewalk chat in Aug. 2025 with the officer. "I'm the shooter," he revealed that day. "I said, my god, I’m so sorry. "He said he had no choice, she had the gun pointed at him when he came into the bedroom... he said when he came into room she had the gun pointed at him and it clicked. "I said, 'There was no bullet?' "He said it clicked, and he wasn’t going to let her get a second shot off and he had to shoot her. "I was like, that doesn’t make any sense. "I asked why they went to her house, why 3 of them... instead of having her go to the station...Why not have social services go to the house? "He said, 'She’s a fucking whack job." "

@RepNancyMace You voted for this phat orange phuk. THANKS ALOT!

Just walked out of a House Armed Services briefing on Iran. Let me repeat: I will not support troops on the ground in Iran, even more so after this briefing.

@j3nnyb00m The wrong person ended up with a bullet. Alien is a POs

as a new mom, hearing the person you created that beautiful baby boy with, the same person you intended to start a LIFE WITH; speak in that tone and act as if he was doing her a favor and not doing his PART as a father and taking responsibility for his role here.. what is this poor woman supposed to think?? She sounds personable and honest on the stand.. Team Kelsey 💜⚖️💜 #JusticeForKelseyFitzsimmons

@cyn_io So you didn’t watch or listen to the trial …. 👍

Fiancée claims girl is crazy, suicidal/homicidal. Takes the proper steps to ensure his child is safe. Cops go to take the child per court orders. Perp goes bananas and pulls out a gun on the cops. Proving the fiancée was 100% correct. Perp gets shot. Yet, spectators have managed to come up with every able excuse, conspiracy imaginable to not hold this loon accountable. In America, your chances of getting away with crime skyrockets if you’re a thin, decently appearing blonde woman. If this was a man, forget about it. Bottom line is did she or did she not pull out a gun and point it at the cop?? Sigh……🙄 #fitzsimmons

@ShabbosGroy_per @JessicaPowers @Maga_Trigger What do you keep saying this. He didn’t have to shoot close to his head. Jesus bro. Let it go.

@JessicaPowers @Maga_Trigger So they trained Thomas Crooks to shoot really close to the presidents head but not actually hit him, while his head was moving? Because other peoplw on this thread are telling me different things, like it was a hologram bullet and everything was fake. x.com/KIutchSports/s…

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you think this was staged?

@1_and_only_Wade And try to take HER DOG!!! Fuck that guy!

Perhaps the biggest bitch boy in MA, Justin “Alien,” couldn’t even break up with his fiancé face to face, but took mommy and sissy’s advice and did so with a restraining order! #JusticeForKelsey

@BrotherCounsel Thank you ADA James Gubitose! You arrogant prick!!

After Kelsey's testimony and very weak cross examination there is no way that any Judge would ever be able to find her guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

@Bederowlaw ADA James Gubitose sure thinks he’s hot shit. Why is he being such an asshole to a citizen witness about her very accurate SM comments? Why is he so angry? I’m guessing he repels women in all walks of his life.

I can confidently state that in almost 30 years of practice, the cross examination of Kelsey Fitzsimmons was 100%, unequivocally the worst I have ever seen. Absolutely stunning. There is no basis whatsoever to find her guilty. None.

@Bederowlaw *repels women

@DonutsBaga I don’t think he was …. Atleast not on the stand.

💥Bottom line is Noonan was forced to make a split second decision and likely panicked when she pulled the trigger. 💥It’s hard to know what any of us would do in that position. His actions are totally justified in my opinion. Even if she pulled the trigger and then pulled the gun down to work the slide she could have shot him. 💥Kelsey shouldn’t have been charged imo, but I think I was a little hard on Officer Noonan. He must be torn up inside over it.

@HustleBitch_ Omg. YES!!! He looks to be on 3%. LFG!!! Put him out in the cold.

🚨 SOMETHING FEELS OFF Watch him closely. • Arms and hands barely moving • Face stiff… almost frozen • Long pauses… staring straight ahead This isn’t Trump’s usual energy. Something’s different. People are starting to notice. What do you see?

@jennaroccco White males never seem to be able to admit when they are wrong

Kelsey’s testimony feels 100% truthful. Why, officer noonan??

@1_and_only_Wade The type of Loser that I picture running all over Massachusetts

What kind of pussy gets a restraining order on his fiancé that he lives in THEIR house SHE OWNS, and not only puts her name in it and their 4 month old child, he adds the fuckin DOG that wasn’t even his?! WTF?! 😳

@defense_diaries LFG! Retweet so this prick James Gubitose can see what an epic failure he is as an atty and human. What a prick!

Kelsey Fitzsimmons just absolutely dog walked the prosecutor on cross. #KelseyFitzsimmonsTrial

@Bederowlaw YESSSSSS!!!! Boom!

It ain't good for the prosecution when 5 minutes after the "dud of duds" of a cross, the judge is all-but suggesting that the defense abort the need for the field trip to the crime scene...

@graysp_ace *acts like he is above everyone.

@graysp_ace The ADA Gubitose is such a POS. Is there anything worse than an arrogant prick who by all accounts is above everyone? I will getting out the voo doo doll for this guy.

why do zero of the CW witnesses have any sympathy for what Kelsey went thru? like regardless of what they believe she did, she was having a mental breakdown and she got shot.

@lawyerschiff @1_and_only_Wade @CourtTV I thought Kelsey did great. Straight forward and confident. I think noonan just panicked - and managed to avoid his version while she was fighting for her life.

@1_and_only_Wade @CourtTV The clear factual conflict, being presented by eyewitnesses with strong LEO backgrounds, makes betting NG straightforward for me. Judge has an easy out.

Fitzsimmons is gripping already, and I'm not even done with my biscuit! Jumping on @CourtTV at 10AM, come watch!!!