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@Dunkintern 😭😭😭

I broke my hip throwing this pitch. This pitch is banned in Africa, you cannot throw this pitch in Africa.

I sent that diddy video to the gc and my homeboy been typing for 20mins. He either halfway thru it or he just that mad

Diddy shit dropped just in time for pride month

@LeadingReport Jews keep pointing fingers at aliens

President John F. Kennedy was allegedly as—ssinated over plans to share UFO/UAP secrets with NASA and the Soviet Union, according to Jonathan Caplan.

Diddy probably make mfs sign NDAs wit semen

I got a good tweet at the end of the month. Just need to think of one today

@JohnSmithz6un @stanwillmisss U the one with stage freight. You will never be nothing but a fluffer

@TuBeHonest @stanwillmisss No, just a guy with common sense. The fact that you found my comment offensive & chose negativity, says a lot about the sad basement troll that you are lol. Btw, why are you worried about another man’s dick size??? 😂😂🤣

Lenah The Plug and Adam22 reveal that actors on an 🌽 set don’t get paid if the guy doesn’t eja6ulate. “everyone on set doesn’t get paid. If a girl comes in and they shoot for two hours and the guy can’t finish, the girl gets nothing, especially if he can’t stay hard.”

Yall really think niggas woulda been scared of diddy if they knew his dick little like that? Cant no lil dick nigga put no fear in me I tell u that much

I feel like somebody shoulda been told me diddy had a lil dick. I woulda never been harlem shaking to his music back then

JJK: Zero is lowkey just captain america civil war

@JohnSmithz6un @stanwillmisss U got a diddy sized dick dont u

@TuBeHonest @stanwillmisss Naw. There’s just nothing “sexy” about trying to fuck while in a room filled with other men, bright lights, multiple cameras filming, sound booms, and being told the stop and start again to get a better agile or position. It’s a performance, not hot, casual sex.

It’s something so reinvigorating and pleasant about telling a woman no

We are literally paying premium prices for the worst version of society we have ever lived in. I need a refund.

I wish I was a funny tweeter but my life too fucking calm these days

@DATSCORPIOBITCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Did some tunnel jews die when ny flooded?

once in a blue moon oh you mean TODAY!?

Idk about yall but I wipe my butt better when im on the toilet than in the shower

We gotta bring memes back and not reaction gifs/pics

@Shawn_Spradling This how my girl send me picks of her ball grippers fresh out the nail salon

Wemby holding a baseball hurts my brain