Uncreative Pro
740 posts
I can’t keep straight where that whistleblower is on her Apple hate journey; we’ve gone from a whiteboard and nerf guns to Apple nearly killing her with toxic chemicals.
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This is the type of indirect ass kissing upwards this market loves; I’m sure homeboy is a Pro upselling people from $900 M3 Airs good for 90% of the customers asking to M3 Max MBPs. 😂
Max Weinbach@mweinbach
The Apple rep at the grand central Apple Store just said modern browsers use 3-4GB of RAM and that autocorrect uses RAM and all of those on 8Gb will use more battery so he should buy an 12-16 Core MacBook Pro and 32-64GB RAM model I’m not even joking
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Keep hiding those community notes that call you out for the absolute fucking idiot you are.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
It’s patently absurd that Apple isn’t smart enough to make their own AI, yet is somehow capable of ensuring that OpenAI will protect your security & privacy! Apple has no clue what’s actually going on once they hand your data over to OpenAI. They’re selling you down the river.
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I can’t wait for Image Playground so I can make dogshit AI cringe like other platforms have been able to do
ZAQ RIDER@zaqrider
@PopCrave Yep.. it's a feature that has been available on other platforms for quite some time
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It’s beyond hilarious how nothing will ever be good enough for chronically online fuckwits.
“Hurr durr jailbroken iPhones & Android have had this for 1000 years!”
Like, okay? Happy for you that making your home screen look like a toddler’s art was your #1 buying decision.
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Any tweet from that manchild fuckstick that I have to see is a Security Violation of my eyes.
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It’s so nice to actually feel hopeful after a Siri demo. What a new feeling.
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Bro Googled “reverse engineering hacking” as his source cited and got cooked with the community notes.
Fucking dweeb.
jon prosser@jon_prosser
Relentlessly hacking Apple while everyone cheers them on. Cringe.
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This guy is more horned up for Apple than Seniors thinking they’re the next SL.
jon prosser@jon_prosser
Relentlessly hacking Apple while everyone cheers them on. Cringe.
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It is absolutely fucking ludicrous that you are offering condolences to a San Francisco mayor that fought to keep the confederate flag flying, vetoed health insurance for LGBTQ+ folks in SFO, vetoed wage increases for women and minorities; I could go on, but for fuck's sake.
Tim Cook@tim_cook
Dianne Feinstein devoted her life to California and to public service, and she spent decades breaking barriers and blazing a trail for so many to follow. May she rest in peace.
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Enjoy whatever product you posted this nonsense from made by a company with equally shitty or shittier workers’ rights tho.
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Literally showing us as employees the opposite of support is not the zinger you think it is, Lorraine.
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@itschrishuerta @monicalimco @saradietschy I had to update my Instagram app (update came out yesterday) and now it’s there.
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SMART
IG is putting your Thread number at the top of your profile haha
FOMO
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“And that is because I’m a human trafficker who is in jail.”
Andrew Tate@Cobratate
Theres a reason I deny meeting all the famous people who try to meet me.
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