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Any pussy that has you lasting 43 minutes is bad pussy.

You a nasty mf if you be eating ham & cheese hot pockets.

tested and clean should never go together in the same sentence

If you got good dick AND coochie raise your hand 🙋🏽‍♂️

do you prefer big dicks or little dicks?

One thing about you??

How much longer is everyone gonna be single

Remove sex from a relationship and you will discover that a lot of people have actually nothing to offer.

Good morning. Push them kids out before you head to work.

down 11 pounds ☺️

no one flirts harder than two gays living in two different cities and most not likely to meet

Grindr guys are sooo annoying, like sorry im on vacation and have plans and don’t want to drop everything to meet you…why do you have to be rude