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Mandela 𝕏
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Do you know how dense you gotta be for your own fanbase to denounce you, this is proof of that 😂
Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐@Chelsearory
Signing #Neymar could be a really exciting one for the future. Imagine the player he could become once he’s had the opportunity to train with and learn from Mason Mount.
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Manchester United legends and part of Liverpool legends paints the EPL badly
Kay💧@Kaypoisson1
You will never see Serie A Legends like Maldini, Nesta, Kaka, Pirlo, Totti disrespect current professional players Neither will you see La Liga Legends like Casillas, Zidane, Roberto Carlos, Raul etc also disrespect current professional players It is always those mids from EPL
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Can Iran just do the Lord’s work and neutralize them at once
Whale Insider@WhaleInsider
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran launches missile attack on Israel, the 15th since midnight.
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By being the only club that has won every trophy in club football
…@Praise_Ffs
How did Chelsea fans do it? 😂😂
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Now we have crybaby fans saying Enzo was rude calling out Jorgensen for his mistakes, bro if Jorgensen ever played with Rudiger he’d be injured by Rudiger himself
Archives@CFCRetro
Rudiger's reaction to when Kante lost the ball at the Bernabeu in 2022 😳
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Your nanny is sick but you still want her to come to work instead of taking her to hospital but when you’re on your periods you want a paid leave from your employer 😭😭
🦄Niggakazi@its_khumo
My nanny has flu, would it be rude to ask her to put on a mask when she’s around the kids? And also remind her to wash her hands with soap regularly? I don’t want them to get sick 🥺
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How do you become a husband in the first place without marriage? Ama nyinyi marriage ni watu kuishi tu pamoja 😂😂😂
Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦@Entr_dawood
So according to the Kikuyu tradition, the family doesn't know your husband until amelipa mahari. Incase she die she's buried at her parents home. Ungui mutheri.
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Lmao ata sisi waluhya kama hukuwai lipa mahari huwezi zika bibi ata kama mmeishi 100 years the family will come and take their daughter
Rein@Asamoh_
Funeral announcement of Diana Wanjiru , no mention of Gustavo yet they had 2 kids. Check burial places Wanjiru - kerugoya Gustavo - Kitale. Dear men , take note of murima ladies.
Filipino
Tuko kadi whether you ndekni or you ndikni guok
Yano@_Yanoh
A 28 year old is also participating in the Nko Kadi challenge yet they should have voted twice already or three times if they were a tugege.
Filipino
Olise rejected Chelsea move on
amadí@amadoit__
Olise signed for Bayern for £50m in July, we signed Neto for £54m and João Félix for £45m in August. ‘felt finances involved beyond reach’ as they didn’t want to break their wage structure so instead they ended up overpaying for less talent. smart business, that.
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All ex Manchester United players only knows how to run their mouths, they tried football coaching and failed terribly
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Wayne Rooney: "You are not getting a WORSE World Cup than South Africa in 2010. That tournament NEVER felt like a World Cup." — @WeAreTheOverlap
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United is the only team playing football worth watching atm but we have to wait 7 business days every week.
Mark Goldbridge@markgoldbridge
EMERGENCY! The Premier League is a shitshow! This obsession with corners and long throws has fucked us over in Europe where they actually play football
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Kwani simu yako haina call and text buttons?
Mickey🖤@Mimo_254_
Serious question: How many days is acceptable to not hear from someone you're dating? Because it has now been 3 days and I'm ready to text this man “have a good life.”
Filipino
Account based in Africa, if this happens you’ll suffer the most
Harmless@HarmlessHQ
Donald Trump has just dared Iran! He dares them to attack the gas facility in Qatar again. Just one more attack and he will destroy all gas facilities in Iran in a way never witnessed before. Let's see if Iran has the balls... 😂
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Zlatan wouldn’t say this, dude hated Man United after he played there
(fan) Alex⁸@UTDAlex8
🚨Zlatan Ibrahimović on English Premier League teams getting bullied in the UEFA Champions League: “They spent more time mocking Manchester United for not qualifying for the Champions League than focusing on winning it. That’s why they fail. There’s a rule: never mock Manchester United… they never learn (laughs).”
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Arsenal have conceded 32 goals in total across 49 games this season
Man City, Chelsea, Newcastle and Spurs conceded 28 goals across 8 games in the UCL round of 16
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@Blue_Footy He’ll leave behind a big mess they’ll need another 5 years to clear, we’re officially a mid table club 😂😂
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I don't think Liam Rosenior will be sacked this season. He will get to the summer and make changes.
I think we could witness massive changes, a mini reset. I dread this but it looks inevitable now with Liam and his intense style.
All these "He's not good enough" talk is premature. I won't talk about it again, but I will open a bookmark folder, because I will have to remind you guys.
You all said the same about Maresca. Liam has made mistakes but they aren't impossible to fix and he's not dumb not to know that.
So, let's see how it goes. But I believe he will come back stronger from this experience. Bookmark this tweet too and come back next season.
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Man said Joho and Winnie as party leaders, heri ata ungeseama Oparanya and Babu 😂😂😂
MOSET@KeKirwa
Hassan Ali Joho as ODM party leader, Winnie Odinga as deputy party leader and Babu Owino as Secretary General will render the Linda Mwananchi brigade useless in just 2 days.
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