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@XtimesADE

Urban planner. I design

Just involve ME Присоединился Temmuz 2024
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ADENIYI🇳🇬 🇧🇯
ADENIYI🇳🇬 🇧🇯@XtimesADE·
12" mechanical solar fans, 12" voice/remote control solar fans, 16" mechanical solar fans, 16" voice/remote control solar fans, 18" mechanical solar fans, 18" voice/remote control solar fans are all available at bulk purchase at forever industries FZE.
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MARINUS™️
MARINUS™️@TheOloreAbeeb·
“I gave her some garri to eat, and after she finished drinking it, I continued what I was doing.”
Samson 🇳🇬@Zamaniii0

I had sex with a model early last year, and she suddenly fainted while we were in the middle of it. I initially thought I was doing well and that she had just dozed off, but when I tapped her, she didn’t respond. In less than a second, konji comot for my body. After pouring water on her face and shouting “Jesus” repeatedly, she eventually woke up. When she regained consciousness, she told me she hadn’t eaten anything since morning, which was why she fainted. I gave her some garri to eat, and after she finished drinking it, I continued what I was doing.

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𖣂@Vedth_·
I dunno, but I'm sure if a guy had a vagina key holder he'd be called weird
cyn🌸@cynugwudike

new keychain

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Barbir
Barbir@Alex_Barbir·
What is there to explain? Is there any wrong doing? I am riding a motorbike in the bush in Bauchi after building a church with my civil defence guard at the time. Is a law being broken? You’re acting like you’re exposing something as if I didn’t post this picture myself😂😂😂😂
Bashir Ahmad, OON@BashirAhmaad

@Alex_Barbir Would you mind explaining this? AI?

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Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️
Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️@Chimaforkeeps·
As I carry my phone see say I no get any unread message again I just know say who get my phone don touch am 😂😂😂
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Seeker
Seeker@seekerofpumps·
@Kaypoisson1 I think people mistake high expectations for being ungrateful. We love seeing players succeed, but we’ve seen the greatest football ever played. You can't blame us for wanting to get back to that level.
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Samoskey
Samoskey@samo_skey·
I opened the portal one more time. I don't know why. I think I needed to see if he was wrong. I needed it to be a glitch. A bad photo. Bad lighting. My own paranoia. I went to the register. I scrolled back to Tunde Aborisade's name. The photo was still my face. But the name underneath it had changed. It wasn't Tunde Aborisade anymore. It was mine.
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Samoskey
Samoskey@samo_skey·
I went back to the portal. I know. His name was still there. The photo was still loading. It had been loading for three days since I first clicked it. I watched the progress bar. It finished. The photo loaded. I didn't recognise the face at first. It took me a moment. The lighting was bad. The angle was slightly off. It was a face I had seen before but not in any context I could immediately place. Then I placed it. It was the face of a student. A current student. Someone in my faculty. Someone I had seen in that same lecture hall not four days ago asking questions that nobody else was asking. I sat very still. Then I realised why I recognised the face so quickly. It was the face of someone I see every morning. In the mirror.
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Samoskey
Samoskey@samo_skey·
I went to Dr Fashola's office. I knocked. He opened the door, looked at me, and said: "I wondered when one of you would come." He let me in. He didn't sit down. He didn't offer me a seat. He stood by the window with his back to me and said Tunde Aborisade had been a student here a long time ago. He died. The name stayed on the register because removing it caused problems. I asked what kind of problems. He said: "The kind that stop on their own if you leave the name alone." I asked if the photo would tell me anything. He turned around then. For the first time since I came in, he looked directly at me. He said: "Don't go back to the portal." Then he opened the door. The conversation was over.
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Samoskey
Samoskey@samo_skey·
The next morning Biodun sat in row G. I saw him walk straight to it. I opened my mouth. Closed it. What would I have said. It wouldn’t have made sense anyways Twenty minutes into the lecture he made a sound. Not a word. Just a sound. Low. Involuntary. Like something had put its hand on him. He stood up fast, said he needed air, and left. He didn't come back that day. Or the next. When he finally returned four days later I asked him what happened. He looked at me for a long time. Then he said: "There was someone sitting next to me." I reminded him the seat beside him was empty. He said: "I know."
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Samoskey
Samoskey@samo_skey·
After class I checked the course portal. Tunde Aborisade was on the list. Matric number. Department. Everything. Profile photo was the grey silhouette. The default. Like he had never once logged in. I clicked his name. The page loaded halfway. Then my browser closed. Not crashed. Closed. Cleanly. Like something had pressed the button. I opened it again. His name was still on the list. But the matric number was different. I stared at it for a while. Then I told myself I had misread it the first time. I have thought about that decision every day since.
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Samoskey
Samoskey@samo_skey·
First lecture of the semester. Dr. Fashola is taking attendance. He gets to a name “Tunde Aborisade” and calls it twice. Nobody answers. He marks it present both times. Then he looks up at the class and says, very quietly: "Row G. Back left corner. Don't sit there tomorrow." Then he moves straight on. No explanation. Just continues down the register like he said nothing unusual at all. We looked at each other. Nobody spoke. The seat in row G, back left corner, was already empty.
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.dwgo🇹🇷
.dwgo🇹🇷@davidswagoo·
i hope my sister gets everything she wants in life.
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#WorldPresident 🌎
#WorldPresident 🌎@Zlatan_Ibile·
ZLATAN ABEGI NO KILL US (ZANKU)
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Daniel Of Ibadan🌴
Daniel Of Ibadan🌴@oluwaDanielmii·
I'm tired of pretending. What's the 4th hole that all of you are talking about?? I hope it's not what I'm thinking??😭😭
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Lekzy Red
Lekzy Red@Lekzy_r·
Two total strangers can live same life wow Cos tell me why this also happened with my wife and I but in our case, it was orijin bitters😊
Bukayo Ewuoso@Bukayor_BK

I was given Malta Guinness today at work, and I thought, “let me keep for my wife, she loves it”. I get to her office to pick her, guess who also got Malta Guinness and kept for her husband? Yup, my wife!!! And we didn’t even plan it 😂😂😂 It’s the little things.

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ADENIYI🇳🇬 🇧🇯@XtimesADE·
You texted me and told me I’m very handsome and naughty and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a woman but don’t go around admiring men that are not on your level.
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