The Amazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫

@Asheswillfall1 Me:

@DaddyWarpig Nothing will remain in the barrel.

They burning everything to the ground, aren't they?

@MarieIsabellaB Oh, simple. Only part of communication is verbal. You're communicating things to the child that you're not even aware of.

🤯

@makotopic Indeed. Enjoyed it as a child and still enjoy it as a man.

せっかく自動翻訳機能がついたので本場のアメリカ人に聞いてみたいのは、「リコリス」とかいう見た目も味も食感も完全にゴムのあのお菓子、みんな子どもの頃は本当においしいと思って食べてたんだろうかということ。

@TheNext6Minutes You are so real for this.

@_CritterMan I'm not just real, I'm for real. *does backflip. lights flamethrower pilot light. puts on shades* 😎🔥

Zero losses. You guys are real?

@lamps_apple Dude's a rage-baiter. He makes bank every time someone tells him off. He knows they've lost more Ayatollahs than we've lost airframes, he just wants a bigger TV.

What US-Israeli forces have destroyed or severely damaged in Iran since February 28 TOP-LINE NUMBERS - 11,000+ targets struck - 11,000+ combat flights - 150+ Iranian vessels damaged or destroyed - 80% of Iran's air defense systems destroyed (IDF, March 5) - 75% of Iran's ballistic missile launchers destroyed (IDF, March 8) - 1,000+ weapons production sites struck by IDF - Over 6,000 munitions used by IDF alone as of March 5 BALLISTIC MISSILE INFRASTRUCTURE - 300+ ballistic missile launchers destroyed as of March 3… 75% of all launchers by March 8 - Esfahan Missile Complex (underground facilities struck) - Esfahan North Missile Base near Najafabad (launcher + storage facility) - Amand Missile Base (underground facility, stored Ghadr medium-range missiles) - Imam Hussein Missile Base near Yazd (long-range Khorramshahr storage tunnels) - Imam Ali Missile Base, Khorramabad, Lorestan Province (B-2 bombers dropped bunker busters) - Shiraz South Missile Base (underground facilities, ground-penetrating munitions) - Shiraz West Missile Base - Chamran Missile Base, Jam, Bushehr Province (Qiam-1 storage) - Garmdareh Missile Base, Alborz Province (above-ground and underground structures) - Khojir Military Complex, Tehran Province (mixing and casting buildings for solid fuel) - Khojir Missile Production Complex, Hajarabad, Tehran Province (planetary mixers and casting facilities… Iran expanded this complex in August 2023) - Shahroud Military Complex, northeastern Iran (mixing and casting buildings) - IRGC Shahroud Missile Facility, Semnan Province (mixing/casting for missile engines and warheads, launch area) - Yazd Missile Base (Khorramshahr storage) - Khorgu Missile Base, north of Bandar Abbas - Bid Ganeh ballistic missile site, Tehran Province (medium-range missile storage) - Khomein Missile Base, Markazi Province (drive-through facility damaged) - Missile base near Najafabad, Esfahan Province - IRGC missile bases in Haji Abad, Hormozgan Province - IRGC missile base in Jam, Bushehr Province - IRGC missile depot at Mehrabad Airport, Tehran - Imam Sajjad Missile Base area (Raja Shimi Industries adjacent) - Hidden missile launcher at vehicle inspection center, Zanjan - Mobarakeh munitions plant, Esfahan Province - Chemical plant near Garmsar, Semnan Province (liquid fuel production for ballistic missiles) PARCHIN MILITARY COMPLEX - Struck at least twice since February 28 - Two to three solid propellant production facilities destroyed - Underground facility struck - Iran had rebuilt these after Israeli strikes in October 2024 and June 2025… destroyed again NUCLEAR FACILITIES - Natanz Nuclear Facility, Esfahan Province (struck multiple times… March 2, March 21 with bunker busters. Buildings and personnel entrances to underground enrichment plant destroyed. IAEA confirmed damage to entrance buildings) - Mount Kolang Gaz La facility near Natanz (vehicle destroyed March 6, first strike on this facility since war began) - Covert "Minzadehei" compound, Tehran Province (nuclear weapons component research) - SPND / Organization of Defensive Innovation and Research (nuclear weapons research program) - Nuclear weapons development laboratories, Tehran - Chemical materials research and development site, western Tehran - Centrifuge production facility, western Tehran - Esfahan Nuclear Technology Center (metallic uranium production facility, Uranium Conversion Facility, Fuel Plate Fabrication Plant… four critical buildings damaged) - Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant… two projectile incidents on premises (March 17 and March 24), IAEA confirmed no reactor damage. Russia evacuated 163 technicians March 24, 300 remain AIR FORCE BASES / AIRCRAFT - 7th Artesh Air Force Tactical Airbase, Shiraz (struck at least five times… C-130s, Il-76 transport aircraft, ten hangars destroyed) - 8th Artesh Air Force Tactical Airbase, north of Esfahan (ten impact points, taxiway cratered, F-14 storage structures hit) - 4th Artesh Ground Forces Aviation Base, Esfahan City (rotary-wing aircraft base… struck March 7, 13, 19, and 23… at least four times) - 3rd Artesh Air Force Tactical Airbase, Kabudarahang, Hamedan Province (runways/taxiways cratered) - 2nd Artesh Air Force Tactical Airbase, Tabriz (buildings destroyed, runway approaches cratered… houses MiG-29 and F-5 squadrons) - 1st Artesh Air Force Tactical Airbase at Mehrabad Airport, Tehran - 6th Artesh Air Force Tactical Airbase, Bushehr City (runway cratered, co-located with Bushehr International Airport) - Hamedan Air Force Base (aircraft hangar and radar destroyed) - 10th Artesh Air Force Airbase / Konarak International Airport (at least eight drone storage sites struck with bunker-buster bombs on fortified concrete hangars) - Ali Akbar Drone Base, Ahvaz, Khuzestan Province (runway cratered, northeastern area severely damaged) - Seven IRGC Quds Force-affiliated cargo aircraft destroyed at Mehrabad Airport - Two C-130 transport aircraft destroyed (7th Airbase, Shiraz) - One Ilyushin Il-76 transport aircraft destroyed (7th Airbase, Shiraz) - F-14 storage structures hit (8th Airbase, Esfahan) - Multiple Shahed-136 and Shahed-129 drones destroyed on ground - Pars Aviation Services Company (PASC) hangar and building destroyed at Mehrabad Airport (Il-76 visible outside hangar) AIR DEFENSE SYSTEMS - 80% of Iran's air defense systems destroyed (IDF assessment, March 5) - Air superiority established over Tehran as of March 2 - IRGC Aerospace Force Headquarters, Tehran (struck at least twice… March 7 and March 23) - IRGC Aerospace Force air defense command center, southwestern Tehran (warehouses destroyed) - Air defense systems production site, eastern Tehran Province - Multiple Iranian radars destroyed including near Kish Island (struck February 28, March 3, and March 5) - Radar dome at Imam Khomeini International Airport destroyed - At least six Ghadir long-range detection radars destroyed across Iran - IRGC radar in unspecified location (CENTCOM video, March 27) - Multiple air defense systems struck in unspecified locations (CENTCOM video, March 17 and March 23) - IRGC radar site in Piranshahr, West Azerbaijan Province - Hazrat-e Masoumeh air defense site, Qom Province (protects Fordow… colonel killed) NAVAL ASSETS AND INFRASTRUCTURE - 150+ vessels damaged or destroyed (CENTCOM, March 28) - IRIS Bayandor sunk (Bayandor-class patrol frigate, at Konarak) - IRIS Naghdi sunk (Bayandor-class patrol frigate, at Konarak) - IRGC Navy Jamaran sunk (Moudge-class frigate, near Chabahar) - IRIS Kurdistan struck (Artesh Navy, at Bandar Abbas) - Alvand-class frigate on fire at Bandar Abbas Port - Alvand-class frigate on fire at Konarak, Sistan and Baluchistan Province - Southern Forward Naval Headquarters, Bandar Abbas ("largely destroyed" per Trump) - IRGC Navy Headquarters area, Bandar Abbas (repeatedly struck) - IRGC Navy 1st Naval District, Bandar Abbas (repeatedly struck) - IRGC Navy 3rd Naval District, Bandar Mahshahr, Khuzestan Province - IRGC Navy Imam Ali Base, Chabahar, Sistan and Baluchistan Province - Artesh Navy 3rd Naval District base, Konarak - Nazeat Islands (Greater Tunb, Abu Musa)… port facilities, berths, fast attack craft, communications infrastructure, fuel depots, maintenance facilities, aircraft hangar, underground bunker support facilities all destroyed or damaged - Sijran naval training base, Kerman Province (ammunition depot… struck March 14 and March 23, massive secondary explosions) - Naval base entrance, Bushehr City (damaged) - At least eight warehouses at port in eastern Bushehr City - Anti-ship missile and naval mine manufacturing facility, Yazd Province - Underwater Military Equipment R&D Center, northern Esfahan City (Iran's only submarine development facility) - Two naval cruise missile manufacturing facilities in Tehran (Shiyan neighborhood and Shahid Motahari Applied Scientific Education Center) - Air and naval weapons production site, Vandar, Ghazvin Province DRONE INFRASTRUCTURE - IRGC Drone Command Headquarters (unspecified location) - Three drone launch/storage facilities near Konarak (Shahed-136 and Shahed-129 drones visible on runway) - Drone production facility in Tehran (struck March 11) - Multiple fortified drone hangars at Konarak (bunker busters used) - At least eight drone storage sites at 10th Artesh Air Force Airbase - Arash-2 drone, Shahed-136, and mobile drone launch platform struck (CENTCOM video March 23) DEFENSE INDUSTRIAL BASE - 1,000+ weapons production sites struck by IDF total - Defense Industries Organization (DIO) facility, Tehran (struck at least three times… oversees key segments of Iran's military industrial base) - Shiraz Electronics Industries, Fars Province (struck at least 13 times… produces radars, avionics, missile guidance, air defense electronics) - Raja Shimi Industries, Tehran Province (rocket propellant production, adjacent to Imam Sajjad Missile Base) - Esteghlal Industrial Zone, Tehran Province (MODAFL-linked companies including sanctioned Azmoon Pajohan Hesgar LLC) - Jahan Electric Industrial Park, Meybod, Yazd Province (carbon fiber for centrifuges and missile components) - Abbas Abad Industrial Zone, Pakdasht, Tehran Province (companies linked to defense industrial base) - Shenzar Industrial Zone, Pakdasht, Tehran Province - Malek Ashtar University, Tehran (nuclear and ballistic missile research… US sanctioned 2022) - Malek Ashtar University of Technology, Shahin Shahr, Esfahan Province (Defense Industries Organization-affiliated) - Iran Aviation Industries Organization (IAIO) complex, southwestern Tehran - IRGC Quds Force weapons production site, Esfahan Province - IRGC ammunition depot, Dezful, Khuzestan Province - Ammunition depot, Sirjan, Kerman Province - Artesh Shahid Farashahi ammunition depot, Manzariyeh, Qom Province (hangars and bunkers) - Research Institute of Petroleum, Tehran (National Iranian Oil Company research wing) - Asre Sanat Eshragh Company (aluminum alloy supplier to sanctioned defense entities) - IRGC missile components complex near Tehran - Missile components storage site near Tehran - Defense Ministry-linked missile fuel production complex near Tehran STEEL / ECONOMIC TARGETS (struck March 27) - Mobarekeh Steel Company, south of Mobarekeh, Esfahan Province (partially IRGC-owned, US sanctioned 2018) - Khuzestan Steel Company, near Ahvaz, Khuzestan Province - Saba Steel Plant, Zarrinshahr, Esfahan Province ENERGY / OIL INFRASTRUCTURE - Tondgouyan Oil Refinery, Shahr Rey, Tehran Province (one of Iran's largest) - Shahran Oil Refinery, Tehran City (previously held three days' worth of fuel for Tehran in 11+ storage tanks) - Oil storage facilities in Karaj, Alborz Province - Oil depot in Kuhak neighborhood, northwestern Tehran - Fires spread across Tehran, damaged additional infrastructure, oil infused into rain clouds INTERNAL SECURITY / REGIME APPARATUS - Dozens of Basij checkpoints and bases across Tehran (including Kamraniyeh District… approximately 300 Basij commanders and field officials reported killed March 17) - Mohammad Rasulullah Security Branch's Imam Reza Unit, northwestern Tehran suburbs - 7th Tehran Municipality Region's Motahari Basij Resistance Regional Base, central Tehran - IRGC Headquarters buildings (multiple) - IRGC Intelligence sites (multiple) - IRGC base in Parand town, southwestern Tehran Province - IRGC Ground Forces bases in Harsin and Ravansar, Kermanshah Province - 41st Sarallah Division headquarters, Kerman City - Law Enforcement Command (LEC) facilities across Iran: - Esfahan Province Special Units Headquarters - Esfahan LEC Criminal Investigation Department - LEC site in Sarableh, Ilam Province - Kurdistan Province LEC Headquarters, Sanandaj - LEC station in Hamedan City - Morality police building in Kosar Town, northwest of Esfahan - Morality police building in Tehran City - Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting (IRIB) headquarters, Tehran (regime propaganda) - Sahab Pardaz Company, Tehran (internet censorship, surveillance, and espionage tools… US sanctioned October 2022) - Kataib Hezbollah headquarters, Jurf al Sakhr, Iraq (PMF 46th and 47th brigades) SENIOR LEADERSHIP KILLED - Defense Council Secretary Ali Shamkhani - IRGC Commander Major General Mohammad Pakpour - Defense Minister Brigadier General Aziz Nasir Zadeh - Iranian intelligence chief (unspecified) - Former SPND Research and Technology Department head Mansour Asgari - IRGC Aerospace Force Commander Colonel Nouraldin Gholipour (killed at Imam Ali Missile Base) - IRGC 1st Naval District Commander Mosayeb Bakhtiari (killed at Bandar Abbas) - IRGC Ground Forces 41st Sarallah Division Commander Amir Mohammadi - IRGC Commander Javad Bagheri (brother of former Armed Forces General Staff Chief MG Mohammad Bagheri, killed during 12-Day War) - Numerous additional senior military officers with personal bonds forged during Iran-Iraq War - Israeli officials told Axios they are targeting the "entire Iranian leadership" including current and former officials - Numerous airstrikes targeting Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei… condition remains unclear COMMAND AND CONTROL - Multiple IRGC command and control centers - Military communication capabilities across Iran - Central government forced to delegate authorities to provincial governors due to disruptions to command structure

@naeriface In a jar? Can I see?

Socialist lie.

@3YearLetterman On it, coach.

Do not let her ratio me again

@naeriface 🤘

@naeriface One of these:

@naeriface Can you tie an alpine butterfly?

@TheresaVoyce You've sold me on more fighters.

@HQNewsNow @s_sharky214

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses

@RantyAmyCurtis A foursome? Sounds logistically tiresome.

Yeah, well, you try having sex with eight arms.

@ChrisLoesch Also,

Lots of things beat the MiG-17, even when it was at its peak.

@Doomer_Armus Oh, skirts are back. Should have never left.

TrekBabes

@kb_french Which is how we know the government needs a trimmin'.

Pretty sure this would be illegal in the US.

@0nlyk1tt3n Yes, specifically this. More.

Her husband is being taken by ICE after being in America illegally for over 3 decades. Be Honest Is this really what you voted for?

@ArkNemesis5 Here you are complaining about NASA instead of solving world hunger. Get to it!

Genocide and hunger across the planet but here's a cool picture from a distance so you can be proud of yourself in your meritless complicity.