Jamie

Made a deep house track with Mick McCarthy vocals

“Mrs Dumpty. [takes police hat off] May we come in?”

It was a picture of Steve Jobs

Liam Rosenior asks to go back to the last slide in the powerpoint

@20MinuteTims Been told a significant amount of the budget is going towards Danish striker Rain Edeyfůndd

This is a club that will, with a straight face, tell you that the preparation for the current window. Starts when the previous window ends.

15th of January. Celtic have made initial enquiries with Callum Wilson’s agent to see if the injury ravaged striker will, maybe, be having his contract cancelled. At some point. World class.

Our global scouting network takes us all over the world. Recent locations include Pebble Beach, St Andrews, Valderrama and Augusta National!

@CelticFC Now do boardroom unfiltered. Also, I would quite like a job at Celtic, where will Dermot being playing golf this week? Keen to network

🌧️🎥 Lennoxtown Unfiltered 📺 Watch the full behind the scenes feature on our YouTube channel ⤵️ #CelticFC🍀

@NiiLampteyShow While Kramer and Newton try to offload/consume a pallet of Carabao™️ before its expiry, with hilarious consequences!

Seinfeld: New series EP. 3 "The American Striker" George, on his first day working at West Ham is told by Karren Brady to sign "that USA striker playing in the Championship" but now he doesn't know which one she meant Jerry dates a girl who is attractive, but there's a catch!

Made a deep house track with Mick McCarthy vocals

@MikeMeehallWood Happy Birthday mate! 😎

Birthday champions ☘️🇮🇪🇻🇦

Jordan Henderson gets a nice welcome here in Amsterdam

@racingstatsman Hi Ed, send me a DM mate

@liamanderson411 Alihun

@wildbillpaxton Class my man 👌🏼

fellow sleazebags, here's something i've edited together from horror trailers, commercials, educational videos and other strange places.

Giggs should’ve asked Cantona to read out the poems in court

Nigel Pearson once fought off a pack of wolves on holiday.

📝Jota to Celtic! Sky Sports understands Celtic hierarchy have set him a series of riddles and quests. He must retrieve precious amulets from all 7 continents in order to finalise the deal. 🔜

Check out @_Jamaha's deep house banger "This is Mick McCarthy" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer (genuinely).

Check out ‘the platinum jubilee’ by the queen if you get the chance