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If I ever met @KristenBell in person, I would become as overcome with emotion as she was when she first met a sloth. I think she's fantastic through and through. I just want our kids to hang out a couple times a year & exchange MarcoPolos once a week. That's normal, right?

RT @PadmaLakshmi: I'm here to remind you to REGISTER 👏🏽 TO 👏🏽 VOTE 👏🏽 !!! Even if you think you are registered, do me a favor and check by…

RT @Martina: Right on Kaitlyn

I’m living raincheck to raincheck.

Just like we drew it up.

RT @Lesdoggg: I don’t know who this man is but protect him at all costs!! He finally broke it down. So much she had no come back! See the G…

@titonka As long as they were the Bronko Nagurski long underwear, they should be covered right @cartalk ?

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@NguNhlanhla @anthony_cr14586 @dao_lm @InjectiveQuants @vgyujay02 @_NHguy @cdaeshawn same i hope they lose

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@grimmpeacock Blutbad

Pop quiz: what kind of Wesen is Monroe?

@grimmpeacock Stop toying with my emotions @grimmpeacock ! When I see tweets from you, it's akin to my ex messaging me saying she's having second thoughts. #Grimm #BringBackGrimm

Thinking about them always ❤️

@Faith_Salie Similar conversations have happened between my & the Wife Once Removed's households. Completely worth the awkward hilarity to have the open honesty & life prep.

8 yr old yelling from shower: MOM, DID DAD PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA ONCE? Me: Yes he did 10 yo in another room: GAHHHHHHHHH 8 yr old : WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE? 10 yo, louder: ARRRRRGH NOOOOO 8 yo, out of shower: That boyfriend you once married—he didn’t, did he? Me:

To recap this week's news: Donald Trump and Clarence Thomas were both accused of public corruption but it's okay because neither of them used a bullhorn so Tennessee expelled two black guys who want to stop the NRA from murdering children Texas forces people to give birth to.

RT @fakedansavage: Not a drag queen, not a trans woman, not a librarian, not a non-binary elementary school teacher. A youth pastor. Anothe…

@PadmaLakshmi I think that I just had a third heat attack just from watching this. 🤢

disturbed, concerned, upset, unwell, can't make it to the end of this video!!

@parmindernagra 😩 Feel better!

There’s nothing like an emergency root canal to start the day 😳🥵

@AnnaKendrick47 @LateNightSeth It's a New Englandah thing. ❤️

Irrationally excited about the t-shirt every time. The show is pretty great too. I’m on @LateNightSeth tonight! Good times and soft t-shirts!

@grimmpeacock Damn! Does this mean it won't be on Amazon Prime any longer?

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@tamarakeithNPR Broke glass means went to a Jewish wedding?

I’m glad I put an Air Tag in my luggage, just sad to see it hasn’t moved since Sunday. (My family and I broke glass and flew home on a different airline.)

@PadmaLakshmi This is hilarious cute 🤣❤️My almost 9 year old found out this year while at her mother's because of an elf on the shelf slip up. I was really sad and she was, too. She's happy to be on elf on the shelf duty for her little brother though! A belated Merry Christmas to you!

My daughter knows the truth about Santa, but every year we do this dance. I stopped doing it once and she was sad. So the charade continues!

RT @PadmaLakshmi: In this episode of ‘Taste the Nation’ on @hulu we uncover the truth about the first Thanksgiving and the resilience of th…