Grant Durham

Waited 12 long and laborious years for another chance to be a pitch away from winning the World Series again

@TrueBrvnd When are y’all going to restock on shirts/outerware??

🌐😎

@Baylor What’s the offer passcode?

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@bmotl15 Nice rod

This is a man that fish do not fear

Pat Beverley to the ref after hacking Luka on a and 1

@sadzac Hi 🙋‍♂️

It’s time to take a stand

@bmotl15 _gbhaby_

UT people drop your instas I’m following like 6 longhorns and it’s a problem. I’m at bmotl15🥰

Texas Tech kids out here bragging about their 4.0 like bro I once got a 94.2 in a class and it was an A- I don’t wanna hear it

@sniperflarvin Bleamin

@Matt__Card You had a super bowl quarterback and had a 13-16 record with him as a starter. If anything it makes the school look worse

Patrick Mahomes is the first QB from a Texas university to win a Super Bowl. Not UT Not A&M Not Baylor Not SMU Not UH TEXAS. TECH.

Troy Bolton is still out here hoopin

How are we gonna eat the Popeyes sandwich when God intended us to eat chick fil la. We are literally eating the apple from the Garden of Eden

I refuse to hang out with anyone who has a Instagram account titled (fill in generic white boy name)_lifts

@sniperflarvin I have never been more proud in my entire life

Me: studying at Panera Girls behind me gossiping: I’m chill. But I feel things, like hard! Especially with guys.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t tear up after Dirks last game. Alexa play sad by xxxtentacion

Mornings are rough

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My broken hand has shown me that I am the best basketball coach of all time. There’s no way my talentless intramural team could win without me giving them tips. I taught this horrible player everything he knows.