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@skitto__ fall off a cliff

@_imech0 ladies*

grabbing my bulge but it’s actually all just stuff i borrowed on my shopping spree today 🙂‍↕️ and i’m about to get my license and bring my friends who are comfortable with borrowing and we’re gonna go everywhere

@skitto__ same thing as far as im concerned

@_imech0 i’m not an asshole i’m just a brat

I CANT DO IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

deltarune weird route in a nutshell:

ZERO SHOWERS UNTIL DELTARUNE

the implication of disneyland existing inside the toy story universe implies that disney exists and kingdom hearts is also owned by disney where kh also sells on nintendo consoles to where deltarune also sells on switch meaning that friend inside me is canon

@skitto__ you know youre an asshole right? also youre just so wrong its sad

@_imech0 oh right ur double chins would limit how far you can tilt your face toward your chest huh mb

Wait omg we are finding the last code in Chapter 5.

@skitto__ no?? that's barely even physically possible for guys

@_imech0 i bet you could do it porky

i miss my mom

@skitto__ dude put the danm phone down ive been scrolling for 10 minutes and you keep showing up like a stalker

seriously ouchie my stomach

@_imech0 trust me if the instructor didn’t have an emergency break on his side i would have been revving it into the side of jefferson

why am i genuinely crying because of my drivers ed instructor like that guy is such a jerk

@skitto__ I can't defend this one man

when i get older i’m gonna get a bunch of like big puppies like idk rodent hunting dogs and pharaoh hounds and and i’m gonna get a bunch of guinea pigs and bunnies and rats and i’m gonna let the prey loose and my dogs can have them as treats

i knew getting into puppy play was a bad idea

Chapter 5 has a lot of dialogue that you’ve probably never seen before!

@skitto__ yeah you probably have like nothing in youre body ever

i think my problem is that i don’t get enough protein or iron. or magnesium probably. or probably all of the nutrients actually

Holy shit this is like deltarune for old people

carol holiday WOULD post this