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went oot tae get a sanga n bunnings had nae onions, pure ragin twitter.com/taybenlor/stat…

@samthor Je déteste le hibou 😤

@_shellco that's le owl, to you

wow you literally finish @duolingo and nothing happens. where's my CONFETTI

pretty crook that the only woman at this entire funeral is in a coffin

tweets are 280 characters for a reason

@erica_ebooks_69 I used to get period pain so bad it made me feel faint/vomit/sometimes pass out. It was baaad. My strat was always go to sleep and when you wake up it's probably gone. My higher level strat was get a mirena ~10 years ago

@burgerdrome the kid outside was doing slurs so I told him we didn't do slurs on my beat and I tried to punch him but I missed and fell over and then I died of shame. lost 45 minutes of gameplay. 10/10

made a cake for some friends who got out of iso

@haileysaccount @taybenlor this is a good take! I will ponder

the IWD clothes are all pink

I love it when men explain unisex shirts to me

pleased to announce that I love Squid

@eleanorkh @erica_ebooks_69 I'll take the one Ellie hasn't claimed? the fog lad

the joke is that it takes ages. that's fine. I support paper voting because I work with computers

good grief how long does it take to count a few million votes

@mangopdf thx bby I agree

@_shellco you are a survivor

anyone who is passionate about utc timestamps has been through some dark stuff

@lachlanhardy That's wild. We pay teachers terribly but at least they get some good holidays

my favourite category of tweet is americans discovering that other countries get holidays

hey @taybenlor get a champers on your way home