Pervy Sage

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Pervy Sage

@_superblack

United Kingdom Присоединился Ocak 2017

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HLTCO@HLTCO·8h

Cadiz are one place and 4 points above the relegation zone in Spain’s second tier. During yesterday’s home game against FC Andorra (their 6th straight defeat) they tried implementing a “dance cam”. Inevitable. 😂

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PaulBettany22@QuantK22·8h

The way they’re gonna be talking about Asznee at Leicester uni

SB@ShowBoat00

I’m dying the comments are deep frying Asznee😭😭😭

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Mihir@__mihir·1d

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

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SB@ShowBoat00·9h

I’m dying the comments are deep frying Asznee😭😭😭

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chico🇲🇽@RiicoBandzz·8h

From doing a podcast with Gary Lineker to stealing your flatmates egusi

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I’m dying the comments are deep frying Asznee😭😭😭

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💎@TJayyyy_1·7h

@abz8821 @hn_kw0 He ate her grub and didn’t even leave a bit for her

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A@abz8821·8h

Asznee eating peoples Uni food in his first year

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Asznee ︎Updates@AszneeUpdates·5h

Asznee addresses the situation, stating that he took the food because he was broke and desperate. He deeply apologises but believes his flatmate has taken it too far to humiliate him.

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Paddy@PaddyArsenal·6h

Genuinely wild a light hair pull is a red card and 3 game ban but Brobbey ending Romero’s season by pushing him into Kinsky who also got a nasty head injury wasn’t even worthy of a yellow.

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M@25mahfuz·8h

How do you go from doing a podcast with Gary Lineker to stealing your flatmates egusi skdjdkdkksks

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Pervy Sage@_superblack·5h

We just need to secure Champions League and start again next season

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Daily Loud@DailyLoud·10h

NEW WORLD RECORD: 18-year-old sprint phenom Gout Gout has clocked a stunning 19.67 time in the 200m run, surpassing Usain Bolt’s legendary mark.

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Pervy Sage@_superblack·10h

This rain is a spiritual attack

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girly&wordly@Brieyonce·21h

Yeah well energy drinks should not kill people 🧍🏽‍♀️

Miss Sandrist@foreverimbetter

So a teenager was drinking multiple energy drinks a day and died so the family is suing the energy drink company? Are parents ever gonna realize that parenting is their job?

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Tolulope@tolad_·1d

Every UK residents understands what’s going on here.

Tomisin@tomisin_ms

What is he calculating???

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JOLLY J✨@DynamoSuperX·1d

this is deadass how y'all be watching TV shows.

👑oluwa@OmoAlade007

The Viltrumites had female and male genders, why didn't they bother to reproduce among themselves?

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Ash@theashrb·1d

This is very hmm lol because if your “bro” is of good character and your sister likes him, why is that an issue?

A.K.A@kayzywizzzy

The bro code is always supreme One of our guys slept with a bro’s sister, and we cut him off. It’s been over 8 years, saw him at the mall today and still kept the same energy. My sister is your sister, and your sister is my sister. Don’t ever find them attractive if we’re bros.

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