yukti vijaya

Animal Ecology, Elton (1927)

@layla_fieldnote I gotchu

@_wareagle my mother's reaction to the piercing btw (she might disown me)

ab baddie bachao yojna ke tehat nth piercing ka samay aagya hai. 👩‍🔧

@layla_fieldnote Mom hands?

dilli vapis aake himachal bhawan aur andhra bhawan jaana hai, phir gaanja phook ke do plate chole bhature khaungi chaass ke saath, phir arora lemon/lahori jeera ki bottle aur marlboro red ka packet leke mandi house me awaaragardi karungi. mera toh plan set hai boss.

@layla_fieldnote just want a tweet, she don't want my heart. Rotmaxpluspro.

what happened in july financially can never happen again

@layla_fieldnote @fretfulnotes

@layla_fieldnote @fretfulnotes

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Now published in @Ecology_Letters onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.11…

First date idea will you marry me

the guy with the sleepy eyes who made eye contact with me several times from across the room in the paradox bar and then I never saw you again ummm if you can see this, please save me

I absolutely love training new interns. So much hope. So much excitement. So much enthusiasm to learn. So unaware of what's coming to crush their soul and break their spirit. simply lovely.

I took a nap at 7pm and when I woke up my clock said it's 10 so i thought i slept for 3 hrs cuz I still had my office clothes on but then I realised the date on my phone is of next day it's not 10pm, it's 10am. I SLEPT FOR 15 FUCKIN HOURS TF.

experiencing "where's the trophy, he just comes running over to me" is still no. 1 on my wishlist btw :')

finally having a bad day after so many worst days. god is real.

@fretfulnotes @layla_fieldnote Sure aure

I feel like any relationship ultimately becomes a long distance relationship if you're too busy with your 9-9 job

aaj academic weapon term Bhai banega open.spotify.com/playlist/2qtUF…

My favourite part about being an academic is telling another academic you have too many projects and they tell you they are have too many projects and you end the conversation agreeing to start a new project together

@TJoesOfficial my first seriously disappointing purchase today - y'all are selling random parthenium (Feverfew) in the name of Chamomile? People might be consuming it or making a fool of themselves?!