Alice Fishbein

Me: *explaining a stomach issue Non-Jewish friends: “WHAT THE FUCK?!” Jewish friends: “oh I’ve had that twice”

Rob Reiner was a true and good human being and an extraordinary director. He was vital and honest and him and amichele were cornerstones of their community and committed to their art and the good of everyone around them. A staggering loss.

Being a Mets fan is a prison of my father’s own making.

If you’re upset Mamdani won, you can always jump off the tappan zee bridge

tfw u become a waiter for your hater ☹️

This is the most straightforward attack on free speech from state actors I've ever seen in my life and it's not even close.

To be fair, having the CDC kill us all IS pretty ambitious

The Summer I Turned Pretty really asks the question, “ethically, not legally, what do you consider incest?”

"Now let's just make sure I remember to drive on the other side of the road (just kidding, I'm a New Yorker, I don't drive)." @afishb's #EdFringeTalk25 wp.me/p3S2mm-4WF @lilyblumkin @EdFringeSociety @woodrowfu @GildedBalloon #EdFringe

Aces 11 episode with the great @afishb!!! KATG.com/AliceFishbein #EpsteinClientList #AlligatorAuschwitz #superman #isadummy

Had so much fun with this interview! Read for some insight into my Fringe show, my love of Titanic, and how no, Leo couldn’t be saved this time! Leo Still Dies: A Hilarious Titanic Parody edinburgischedramaturgie.wordpress.com/2025/07/12/leo…

Wow what a lovely shout out, thank you @lilyblumkin !!!!

.@realDonaldTrump you and your bill are trash.

Once again, this is why when people ask if I’m from the US I say, “No, I’m from New York.”

Why did white people in rural America vote to defund their own services?

Pro Zohran migrants are overwhelming NYC.They’re streaming across our city border from places like Bard, Wesleyan, Kenyon. They’re lining up outside Radio Bakery, they’re driving up the cost of Big Thief tix, they’re outside Nowadays asking if anyone has a cigarette they can buy.

“Zohran won’t get anything done” he’s literally already accomplished the impossible by allowing me to believe in Hinge, a rent freeze will be nothing.

New Yorkers proving once again why we are the good ones and also why we make you define whether you’re from New York New York…or upstate.

There’s video *clearly* showing that Homeland Security is lying.

In honor of Mets Pride Night, a reminder that last year when I walked in I passed a middle aged couple and the woman was looking around confused and goes “is it Gay Night?” And her husband without looking up from his phone goes “nah it always looks like this.” #LGM