elfroot addict

hate to bother oomfs with self-promo (?) but i got emergency comms open! last month was tougher than i anticipated so i had to borrow some money from a friend and well, i need to pay her back. they’re 25% off.

@voidbulb white tav with white hair romancing astarion are they targaryens

@ancuning thing is they’re so similar & canonically empathize with each others struggles. most ppls ocs are almost a copy of astarions personality/looks & they romance gale so like?? also hate the “they’re 2 white guys” argument, yet their tav is white & romances either Gale or Astarion 😭

the constant bloodwave hate is gonna make me start shipping it out of spite

@voidbulb the “their personalities are not compatible” argument annoys the hell out of me because by that logic my oc is not compatible with astarion either so what now are they gonna look me in the eyes and tell me my ship makes no sense or something

@ancuning the way it’s not even a bad ship either people just wanna be proudly loud and wrong about them bc they couldn’t be arsed to get their very easy to understand dynamic 😭

@drowdreamer i’ll ascend him in my embrace durge run because he will die anyway which is what he deserves

about to meet ascensed astarion for the very first time and i am both excited (cause it is new to me) and so very worried lmao.

astarion when he has the biggest puppy dog eyes is my greatest weakness i’m afraid

@Gatsbys_lament @nanjane20 draw him with a pipe sherlock style

@nanjane20 As a Sherlock Holmes fan this made me giddy

Is Astarion more of a Cigarette, Pipe, or snuff person

@wiltingdecay @skarsghardy if you never talk to the npcs that trigger the quest nothing ever happens they conveniently forget about it

@skarsghardy is there a specific thing you have to do to trigger the bad article being written about you? i never bothered doing the stop the presses quest and nothing seemed to change wrt how my party was treated

in my very first playthrough i didn't understand why everyone in act 3 feared me, like everyone was just running away and after several runs i realized it's because of this asshole ettvard who described me as a menace in the fucking baldur's gate gazette

@ratbitebaby i’m kidding but i do think he is pretty

@ratbitebaby ... kar’niss

what BG3 character do you wish was romancable ? I don’t care how off the wall it is

@amphitryonz @Tiunaives2 @qualquerum4321 @rayanovelha foi justamente isso que a pessoa disse no tweet original e a pessoa que eu respondi disse que isso seria impossível.

@ancuning @Tiunaives2 @qualquerum4321 @rayanovelha pode simplesmente ter sido mais um erro dos 'funcionarios' uai. nesse vídeo dá pra ver que dá forma que ela foi jogada não teria como ela bater no concreto, mas nesse caso aí de 2020 com certeza jogaram de outro jeito

se ir um pouquinho pro ângulo errada vc espatifa no concreto?

@skarsghardy where where where

dadstarion on the tl, oh good old days

the characters keeping battle damage for cutscenes is so funny bc it looks like i just beat the fuck out of astarion for trying to drink my blood

@Nozes202 @eduuuuds e você ofendida porque existem interpretações diferentes sobre esse cavalo que não existe

@eduuuuds Pasme, mas é a mais conhecida e estamos falando de um cavalo que não existe

Eu tenho um ódio mt desocupado com isso, unicórnio é históricamente símbolo de pureza tanto que só mulheres virgens e de bom coração podiam chegar perto deles eles literalmente representavam a pureza de Jesus Cristo, e foi o primeiro animal que Deus botou no jardim com Adão e Eva

i think everyone needs to get more normal about women right now

embrace durge time

@skarsghardy DON’T WORRY I GET IT MY RANDOM TWEETS END UP CAUSING DISCUSSIONS TOO WMSNWKMSWK

@ancuning I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE WOULD BE TALKING ABOUT IT FOR 3 DAYS IT REALLY WASN'T THAT SERIOUS Y'ALL

i don’t know who started the discussion about astarion’s eyes but i hate you because i saw like six tweets about it in the last five minutes

astarion the moment he step a foot outside of the nauthiloid :

@skarsghardy betrayal never comes from our enemies </3

@ancuning all i did was making a poll and joking about blue eyed people damn