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@apeman1000000bc

Read my new book, "The God Delusion", available everywhere October 2nd, 2006.

Присоединился Eylül 2018

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ape@apeman1000000bc·1 May

@paradisekillher my jester keeps pretend stabbing me with string cheese and saying "all in jest, sire, all in jest!" but sometimes it feels like it's more than jest

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Norwood Oldtroon@NorwoodOldtroon·1d

This is me everytime I cook

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Warlock 🍄@Num1WarlockFan·1d

You guys genuinely have no idea how fucking hard I was laughing at this scene.

Warlock 🍄@Num1WarlockFan

Alright its time. Now Watching:

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Starly StarlyCactus@StarlyCactus·1d

When you forget to summon Hermit Purple in time

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dan nolan@dannolan·1d

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

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namnas@naMnaSYt·1d

𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐄∮𝐓𝐇𝐄@Zouichi

The avatar franchise might be pound for pound the worst franchise of all time. Literally all garbage except for the original show, even star wars has a better ratio and I don't particularly like it either.

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Pilgrim@VLONEPREDATOR·1d

big week for cruise ships

New York Post@nypost

Disney cruise ship staffers among 28 arrested in massive child porn operation trib.al/EBpF3pZ

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Rhyme 🐩💜 (COMM 3/5 SLOTS)@TheNewRhyme·1d

this is innacurate cuz it's funny and the swears are perfectly delivered and aren't used like 5th graders

guildoessumstuff🎙@VAbrickaleg

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the thicc husband & father@lukeisamazing·2d

that’s right

BROONO ㊆@BROONOart

The line between baby orangutan and Homer is thin

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ape@apeman1000000bc·1d

@aallleeexxxxxx1 he's real immersed. it was probably a part where a character took a nap and he wanted to wait the full 2 hours to really feel like he was a part of the world. it's just classic hardcore reading.

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a@aallleeexxxxxx1·1d

guy who sat next to me on the train was “reading a book” but never once turned the page the entire 22 minute duration of the ride. so now im just left to wonder what was happening there

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Una hormiga que mira tu post 🐜@HORMIGA_RETURNS·1d

໊@P0PKULTURE

POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF

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Takasira || 🖤⚪️ (V-anderthal)@takasiraVT·2d

This is what horror movies and horror games fail to capture

ATLAS©@designatlasexp

same skull, different fear 💀

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cumi@sambellcumi·2d

😂😂 😂

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Epic Wallpapers@Epicartworks·2d

Cryomancer TDS@blumepetals

this is an epic wallpaper

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Greentext Poster@GreenTextRepost·2d

sub by anon

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EDK@energydrinkking·2d

This conversation i had with oomf went crazy on tumblr a few years ago

CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

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Adam@adamemedia1·3d

America is increasingly becoming the hunger games.

Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist

70% of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare, and there is a genocide in Gaza and Lebanon. Fuck the Met Gala.

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brainrot dimension@brainrotpostig·1d

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ape@apeman1000000bc·2d

@AwtaLOL 8 monk gap? no, they were all there.

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awta🦦 🔜 FWA@AwtaLOL·2d

JOB INTERVIEW: "Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?" Most candidates say: "I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps." THE WINNING ANSWER:

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