askboutfortune

You don’t need a haircut, grow that sh*t out HOMELESS guy style

@kirawontmiss Bro ate a family and is still stealing food?

A woman says she will press charges and sue her neighbour after she allegedly caught him stealing her Uber Eats order 😬

@LegacySiu It’s obviously Trent

Guess the player

@pennelopez4 @TansuYegen Real

@askboutfortune @TansuYegen Generational face card

Your lips will change everything🫦

@cagiago_ This shit was straight poop gng😭🥀

He thought ts cold 😭😭😭💔💔💔

I hate when people have plan B It’s just means you never believed in plan A

Purely rap? Megan gotta go

@freakoutsideofx Purely rap? Megan gotta go

One has to leave the studio, who is it?🧐

@digcitrus @maicasyaa Okay, I said I hate it Did I say I don’t eat it?

@askboutfortune @maicasyaa Im sorry but actually how do you live life, like, most vegetables are green? Also Pesto? Cloves? Relish? Peas? Hell even the shamrock shake!

Hey, do you like extra spicy noodles?

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 "Could be charged for littering" That’s why he’s wearing a mask dumbass

@NoContextHumans The 11 year old walking home after the question

@it_Rutie She really wasn’t supportive😔🥀

@NoContextHumans "It’s not a bump, it’s a blessing"

@HumansNoContext I wonder how many tries this took😭

@Hasbulla Cause you be looking up all day buddy

My neck hurts a bit, guys.

@Baby_jovia You don’t want it again?

Be careful at the barbershop 💈

@TouchlineX @WeAreTheOverlap Meaning he don’t see himself as a top player either

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Rooney: “I’ve never seen Neymar as a ‘top top’ player.” — @WeAreTheOverlap

@tinytoms_ Not true

If I text back immediately i see your mssg and you reply me after 5 hours, i’ll wait for my own 5 hours too to reply you back. Nobody is that busy.

@Architect_ONI We’re just children with jobs fr

This is so satisfying😊

@ItsKingSlime If clutch was a person

Waiter accidentally EXPOSED boyfriend for bringing other girls to the restaurant, but then CLUTCHED UP and saved him before his girlfriend crashed out 🤣🔥👀