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Was washing my hands in the bathroom one day and saw a lawyer take a selfie like this on the way into court. He ended up winning 10 million dollars and the judge let him drive home in his Porsche. One of the bailiffs shouted “oh yeah!” and everyone was fist pumping and crying.
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Jews “scurrying out of tunnels in Manhattan on the evening news like Hasidic Ninja Turtles”
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Let me lay it out as simply as possible: 1. Israel still exists because most American evangelicals wrongly believe Rabbinic Judaism is a sister religion of Christianity, and not a godless cult created in the centuries after the Resurrection. 2. Believing this myth, we throw our massive political support behind maintaining their nation as an American welfare state. 3. The moment evangelicals grasp that Jews have already found their Messiah - a dead Rabbi buried in Queens, NY - we stop viewing them as "pre-Christians" we can coddle and relationship-evangelize into the fold. The gravy train ends when we finally catch on they are actually a hostile, competing religion with their own false savior, bilking us for mountains of cash funded by our own naivety. 4. Rabbinic Judaism remains one of the most secretive religions on earth, and the continued existence and prosperity of Israel requires it to remain that way. Converts are discouraged. They don't advertise their beliefs, and in fact, make it next to impossible to find out what they really believe. The Talmud, Tanya, and competing Rabbinic literature all ban Rabbinic leaders from teaching it to the Goyim. Their literature is often written in code. Plausible deniability, written into every page. It stands out among the world's religions as the most closed-off, secretive faith in existence. Like with Eisengmenger's work, Entdecktes Judenthum, censored for 325 years, any attempt to shed light on what they actually believe is shut down fast, and the exposers are bankrupted and destroyed. You'd have more luck walking into a Masonic Lodge and asking for a debrief of their secret oaths. And those who expose them - like Tucker Carlson just did to the Chabad-Lubavitch - are attacked like Arabs trying to sack Jerusalem. The nation's very existence depends on the ruse, and evangelicals perpetuating the lie that they might just accept Christ any day now. These people were literally scurrying out of tunnels in Manhattan on the evening news like Hasidic Ninja Turtles, and most Americans still don't know why, or why they were given only a $ 200 fine, which was swept under the rug and disappeared from the headlines. Hint: Their messiah told them in 1990 that 770 Eastern Parkway had to be expanded for the Messiah's return. It's the craziest freaking religion on Earth and John Hagee has us convinced it's just like Christianity, minus Christ. Wake up. Tucker Carlson isn't the crazy one.

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