basically a frog

another year of livin

i’m not just a lover girl i’m also a smoker girl i’m a joker girl i’m a midnight toker girl

@Zeekums_ @everythingdogss 🤣🤣🤣

@everythingdogss @basicallyakat this is you coded

It’s honestly cute how they’re a group of friends that can all be emo together in their tweens like you need a heavy emo phase in your tweens

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

i’m wayyyyy too bisexual for this oh my god

2 days without nic…

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone my phone:

Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)

love finding out that I’m randomly really good at sports betting

Unfortunately I can't handle my feelings so my lungs pay the price.

"if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:

my dogs do be serving

Your employer calculating your 1.5% annual merit increase this year

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Tipping $1 on Uber Eats is diabolical 😭😭

don’t be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work

2026 is the year I get my drivers license (hopefully) I’ve had a permit for 12 years 🤣😭

omg stumble being based on Navarro is so funny 🤣🤣