will?

these are my children lorem ipsum and the quick brown fox.

(cumming after a perfectly normal amount of time) I’m so sorry, that’s never happened before

the mold in my water bottle Told me to bite an electrical cord

@yungfloop Terrible things

free will? what did he do

So done with twitter, see u all in two minutes

Eating a handful of Adderall and Wind surfing through the strait of Hormuz

Ok maybe I’m the problem

Having my boobs jerked off

you seem like the type of person i would kill with a rock

@bodycrave Not at all!

do you find men with big butt's attractive?

I built a nuclear fusion reactor in my garage this shit isn’t even hard

Did you seriously just go chasing waterfalls when I specifically asked you not to

slow blinking at the doctor who is about to euthanize me

when i was a little kid i'd daydream about a UFO vaporizing me in a single flash of perfect light

being paranoid is funny bc like what if i'm right

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

as a member of the non verbal community,

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