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@status_is_down Yup. Mid dash and I can’t accept orders, so my acceptance rate is just going down without any control from me. I can’t even log in.

DoorDash is reportedly down for thousands of users right now. Are you one of them? #Doordash #DoordashDown community.designtaxi.com/topic/31085-is…

I’ve been waiting half an hour.

@RinoTheBouncer Being badass as hell!

What will it be?😝🚀

@AvaVtuber_ Imagine giving a shit about what other adults do with their own time

Just curious, is this relationship okay?

If I ever hear that you check out dudes dicks in the bathroom, I’m calling Chris Hanson.

@DevlWearsTechno @Classy_Ashhh @Suzierizzo1 I’ve seen more dicks in the men’s locker room at the gym and it’s always some 65+ y/o geezers.

@boneinya @Classy_Ashhh @Suzierizzo1 Bullshit

This father was on a road trip with his two young daughters & they needed to go to the restroom so he stopped at a QT & took them in the women’s restroom since no one was in it & a man came yelling at him to get out & called the cops.The girls were crying & then he assaulted him.

@DevlWearsTechno @Classy_Ashhh @Suzierizzo1 Ok there was one time when I was extremely drunk and it was one of my best friends next to me. I looked on purpose and it was hilariously small

@Classy_Ashhh @Suzierizzo1 I’ve been using urinals for 20+ years and have yet to see a single penis other than my own

@boneinya @Suzierizzo1 With urinials and men with their penis out.. right.

@Debbiewillbonk @Sinead_OBrien5 @Suzierizzo1 What are you doing? Glancing over each and every person’s shoulder as you pass them what the fuck is wrong with you?

@boneinya @Sinead_OBrien5 @Suzierizzo1 But you can’t avoid the urinals in passing…. You do your name justice The dad was right. Womens only have stalls, he could bother anyone and kept his kids save.

@Miracle15262951 @Suzierizzo1 Coming from the Sybau

@boneinya @Suzierizzo1 Sybau You sound like an illiterate

@csnewman91 @Sinead_OBrien5 @Suzierizzo1 My bad for not realizing it was a single-person restroom. Those shouldn’t even be gendered. It fits one person, the gender doesn’t even matter at that point 😂

@boneinya @Sinead_OBrien5 @Suzierizzo1 It’s a SINGLE ~6 x 8 room with one toilet and one sink dumba**. No matter what, granny isn’t getting in there any faster.

@RealAlexT1 @Suzierizzo1 Yeah, living in a world where retards outnumber people with common sense is pretty nuts.

@boneinya @Suzierizzo1 Such a super dick, even retweeted himself getting ratioed…😂🤦🏻‍♀️ x.com/boneinya/statu…

@iClipHo3s @Suzierizzo1 Lmk when you’re out alone with your daughters and they desperately need to use the restroom.

@boneinya @Suzierizzo1 ABSOLUTELY FUCK NOT! You take little boys to the boys room. Not daughters. Fuck no!

@ukbear03 @Suzierizzo1 Why do you want to listen to women piss so badly?

@boneinya @Suzierizzo1 Wrong!

@DrewPeaSachs @Sinead_OBrien5 @Suzierizzo1 We wouldn’t be using it if it wasn’t an absolute emergency would we? It’s a place to piss, it’s not that deep!

@boneinya @Sinead_OBrien5 @Suzierizzo1 And those stalls are absolutely disgusting. And you know it

@JL338762 @Sinead_OBrien5 @Suzierizzo1 Dawg, I live in America, not Canada.

@boneinya @Sinead_OBrien5 @Suzierizzo1 I’m seen grown men piss in a urinal with their ass cheeks out not taking my girls in there

If you want to see just how retarded and fatherless twitter is, just read the comments.

@LaurieC75299804 @Suzierizzo1 In what world can you see the dudes dick as he’s facing the wall? 😂 men’s rooms have stalls too! We also take shits!

@boneinya @Suzierizzo1 You’re such a dumb dick. Men have a urinal on the wall with their dicks hanging out, as soon as u walk in you dumb fuck.

@miss_annewithe @Suzierizzo1 It’s called being a dad. If the family room is being used and they need to go, then I’m taking them in the men’s room and watching keeping them safe. They’re infinitely safer with me than the tranny in the women’s room.

@boneinya @Suzierizzo1 But little girls can go to men’s restrooms! You’re a pdf!

@Sinead_OBrien5 @Suzierizzo1 There are stalls in there, stupid! 😂

@boneinya @Suzierizzo1 Urinals?? Men peeing around little girls? So many reasons. Dad was correct.