Brad

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

Re-criminalize gambling in everywhere but Nevada and New Jersey I'm so serious

Democrats ERUPTS as reports say Trump may require banks to verify citizenship for ALL customers—including existing accounts. A major immigration crackdown could be coming.

Democrats ERUPTS as reports say Trump may require banks to verify citizenship for ALL customers—including existing accounts. A major immigration crackdown could be coming.

There is this guy who comments “great cans” on everything I post. In a world full of hate and despair I know he will always be there for me to lift my spirits

2028 PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES 🔵 Harris 31% 🔵 Newsom 16% 🔵 Pete 7% 🔵 AOC 6% 🔵 Shapiro 5% 🔵 Kelly 4% 🔵 Booker 3% 🔵 Beshear 2% 🔵 Pritzker 2% —— 🔴 Vance 36% 🔴 Trump Jr 19% 🔴 Rubio 9% 🔴 DeSantis 5% 🔴 Haley 3% 🔴 Cruz 3% 🔴 Vivek 2% Noble Predictive/Center Square | 3/2-5

Sorry, no money left for schools in America, we needed it all to bomb schools in Iran.

I am Indian Saar we need 10,000 more H1Bs Saar

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Fellas?