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my twitter is a character i play
and its basically like me but if instead of keeping my thoughts to myself all the time, i said what i was actually thinking
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yearnmaxxing foidcel
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saying "boing boing boing boing" while i bounce on it because im full of whimsy and also your dick
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@MiaIsAOkay i could take like at least 0.3 girls at once
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I could probably take 3 girls max, at once. Beyond that the top starts to become a conductor.
Food Diaries@Travelodge_G
How many burgers can you eat in one go?
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i have this problem where if someone shows me even a crumb of affection i WILL envision an entire lifetime with them
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@buckmoding @faraday_vt Can I be your beautiful wife (I will take care of you)
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this and a beautiful wife who loves me and also sometimes has sex with other people
Faraday 🏳️⚧️@faraday_vt
i need ffs and full body laser and voice training and to figure out how to dress and do my eyebrows and then I'll be okay
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pro tip: if you're cis and transphobic you can just throw a They in your bio and do literally whatever u want to trans women. nobody will care
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i want to relax into her arms knowing i’m safe being myself and that she’s gonna be there for me no matter what
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser
Be honest…. What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this meal?
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sorry, I didn’t get much attention when I was younger, so when you flirt with me I automatically assume you mean it and smile and giggle and flirt back and get attached, I apologize, that’s my bad.
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@MiaIsAOkay no you see the only jobs that should be paid a living wage are for the übermensch.
the untermensch should beg for scraps.
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The fact that a real human being can have this opinion is insane to me. How genuinely vile do you have to be to believe people don't deserve food for labor.
Kaznius@kaznius
I agree with the lady. Not all jobs should pay a livable wage. This will push society into actual careers and jobs we actually need. This will reduce importing workers from other countries. Yes the person making our food shouldn’t be able to afford food since we want them to eventually get a real job. Retail jobs are meant for teenagers or entry level positions.
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@MiaIsAOkay thats just me complaining about the mets
the walkies are an important part (can also be silly little bike ride on road dimly lit with street lights)
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@buckmoding Isn't this kinda our average night but instead of a walk it's cs2?
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any beautiful women wanna be my wife?
if you let me complain about the mets and take me on a walk every now and then ill love you so so so so so much🥺
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nobody talks about how weird it is being ~kinda~ suicidal. it’s not like you plan on doing it but everything just feels heavy and exhausting and you wouldn’t mind if something happened but on the other hand you can’t go because you have pets and loved ones. do i make sense.
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