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alex retiring the day after i become an adult… my childhood is actually over.

@wild_artiste you’re welcome! i still have the article from when she first posted it so i had it ready to reply :) it’s definitely a great piece!

@captainmorganfc Damn i was going to look for ot after the match but now that I got it so quick I'll probably have a read during the hydration break, thanks!

anyways!

@wild_artiste vice.com/en/article/ron… here it is!

@captainmorganfc Lowkey need to find that article looks like it could be interesting depending on how deep they go into sports corruption and money in football

@xrepnick one of my favorite moments of her 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

@captainmorganfc LMFAO i forgot about this

Things don't change 🐐 (h/t @ReshadRahman)

A record-breaking day for Messi 🇦🇷

EVERYBODY GET MESSI PILLED NOWWW

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after a Messi masterclass performance

MESSI BRACE. HE’S UNSTOPPABLE.

@JMGC_05 as much as i love mbappe i need messi masterclass to continue so that doesn’t happen

mbappe i need you to chill and leave messi’s all time world cup goal record alone please.

…and Lionel Messi leaves the pitch after another show. 👋🏼✨

Lionel Messi extends his record: 18 @FIFAWorldCup goals! 👏

. @Cristiano meanwhile you’re the all-time leader for a footballer with botox

alex morgan and messi… what can i say my goats love to miss pks!

Some of Lionel Messi’s all-time records: 🥇 Most Ballon d’Ors - 8 🥇 Most major trophies - 46 🥇 Most goal contributions - Over 1,320 🥇 Most World Cup goals - 17 🥇 Most La Liga goals - 474 🥇 Most La Liga assists - 192 🥇 Most goals in a calendar year - 91 🥇 Most goals for a single club - 672 (Barcelona) 🥇 Most goals for Argentina - 121 🥇 Most European Golden Shoe awards - 6 And many, many more 🤯

THE 🐐

RECORD BREAKER. HISTORY MAKER. 🐐. #YouGotThis

MESSI ON THE DOUBLE WITH HIS LAST KICK OF THE GAME! THE GENIUS! HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT 🐐