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"I went to school in Muncie" - Me
"Awww" - Amy Poehler
"I know girl" - Me
"I hate Indiana right now" - Amy
"Me too girl" - Me
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Carson Lance
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Carson Lance
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Best damn tapper. The most smartest.
Denver, CO Присоединился Ağustos 2010
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Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA.
Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.
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Not Black.
Not Trans.
Not Muslim.
Not an Immigrant.
Not a Democrat.
Meet Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson.
A white Christian, Conservative, Republican male with a gun... again.
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Trump orders flags throughout the United States lowered to 'Half Mast' until Sunday evening in honor of Charlie Kirk.
(A courtesy not extended to Melissa Hortman and her husband.)
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We interrupt the shooting at a college to bring you news of a shooting at a high school.
This is America.
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
MULTIPLE PEOPLE SHOT AT DENVER-AREA HIGH SCHOOL: CNN
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Let me get this straight: The same Supreme Court that ruled colleges CAN’T use race in the admissions process has just ruled that law enforcement officers CAN use race to conduct raids and detain people. You can’t make this up.
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Donald Trump’s first 5 months back in office:
– Pardoned January 6th rioters
– Tanked the economy with reckless tariffs
– Dismantled key government programs
– Unleashed ICE to terrorize immigrant communities
– Bombed Iran
And it’s only been five months…
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Any bama football guys want to invest in bama softball?? Be the next Pat Mahomes and set women's athletics at your alma mater thru the roof? 👀
@KingHenry_2 @JalenHurts @markingramII @Landon_2012 @juliojones_11 @bigsgjamo @DeVontaSmith_6 @will_anderson28
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Rough day for the “Bama shouldn’t host” crowd
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Alabama got sent arguably the best non-host and wins the Tuscaloosa Regional in 3 games. Elite pitching from the Tide this weekend.
Bama will head to Norman to face OU in a highly anticipated rematch!
10/16
Alabama Softball@AlabamaSB
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THE TIDE IS ROLLIN' TO SUPERS 🐘
(15) @AlabamaSB defeats Virginia Tech, 3-2, to advance to their 19th Super Regional!
#RoadToWCWS
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EVERY ALABAMA THREE FROM THEIR RECORD BREAKING PERFORMANCE 🤯
25 THREES. UNREAL. 😱
#MarchMadness
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Hey, Matt, I hear you like ‘em young.
Matt Gaetz@mattgaetz
The halftime show you just watched is clearly the regime’s response to Trump’s historic gains with black men.
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For the ADL, a nazi salute from a pro-apartheid billionaire is just an "awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm."
But a college student wearing a keffiyeh is basically a swastika.
ADL@ADL
This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.
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Kamala is about to go through some of the most tumultuous moments a Black woman could EVER endure. She’s gonna need more than just our vote. We gotta pray her mental and emotional wellbeing stays firmly in tact, because they’re gonna try to DESTROY her.
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