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In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit

‘Should we see if Santa’s been’ I’m 27 mother but aye, can we please

“source?” my gut feeling, reddit, my intuition, super symbolic dream, and the vibe i got

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THREE WEEKS FROM NOW A MAN WILL CONTORT HIMSELF INTO YOUR CHIMNEY AND ENTER YOUR HOUSE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT ... LEAVE OUT FOOD AND DRINK FOR HIM AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LAY EYES ON HIM

“omg their pinned tweet” “click the profile picture” “look at my header” well no. i come here to scroll and feel like shit. and i refuse to play your games

Me going to my local bar on a Tuesday

I want to shrink bob Mortimer down a considerable amount and play with him like a sylvanian family

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

please look at what i just got at an estate sale

If they lit a movie like this nowadays I would enjoy that very much

imagine being on love island and u don’t know how to twerk imagine the panic imagine the anxiety imagine the suicidal ideation

everyone adds me to their close friends story because I have Trustworthy eyes

if i die i want my friends to tell every man i ever talked to that they were my "the one" and i never stopped thinking about them one more evil act from the grave

@cutandcuekim @blythrry Girl

Tom Blyth has officially been cast as President Snow in ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’

@PopBase Imagine mocking someone’s smile when hers lights up every room she’s in. Aimee deserves better

we need a skarsgård in the next season of the white lotus i don’t care which one

Something you’d stare at for hours at your Gradparents house in a pre iPhone era