Sam

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Sam

@chasingtheSAM

NY Mets & NY Rangers Fan ❤️🧡💙 Pop-culture enthusiast & reality tv junkie.

New Jersey, USA Присоединился Mayıs 2009

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@thechosenberg Yes it does

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rosey🌹@thechosenberg·7h

I am once again reminding you that a “9-5 with a high salary” does not exist

blue@bluewmist

hot take: 9-5 with a high salary is better than owning your own business.

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@GigaTTS Just a real ass

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GIGA Tendencias@GigaTTS·7h

"Celulitis" Por esta atleta que tiene 20 años pero culo de 80

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His outfit is hideous and his grapes will be bad in a few hours

Quality Learing Center@qualitylearnc

Do people really pay thousands of dollars to do this at Coachella

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These are the ugliest outfits I’ve ever seen

💥LoLo💥@ZOrtiz99

I'll never understand why people dress up for a concert in the dusty desert.

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@Mets Oh brother

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New York Mets@Mets·4h

Final: #Mets 6 - Athletics 11

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@_sorrengailll Thousand

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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·17h

Can I ask a “dumb” question… What does the “K” in 10K or 100K actually stand for?

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Soy la gemela buena@_camivergara·1d

Nadie vive mejor que un perrito siendo cuidado por alguien sin hijos a sus 30.

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FireFighterDev@fire_starter457·1d

Evangelicals have been warning of the Antichrist for decades. Then when he shows up, they started wearing his merchandise 😂😂

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@geka9400 Assistants

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• georgia •@geka9400·1d

Who tf is making their boss coffee? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Natania Marshall ✞@NataniaMarshall

Husband: Make me some coffee please. Feminist: Do it on your own. Boss: Make me some coffee. Feminist: Would you like some sugar in it? We live in a crazy world.

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I’d actually be ready for the Second Coming of Christ if it meant I could watch these people go to Hell

Anthony@Catholicizm1

Pope literally calls for peace and they call it the work of Satan. Borderline blasphemy of the Holy Spirit.

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✦𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚡✦@fw_lennox1·1d

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location* Me (shy): "This is perfect"

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Dai@DaianaNOTdiana·1d

All of this just cuz I didn’t match with you? Too emotional.

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sea hag@air_rocka·1d

I can’t believe millennials witnessed an entire historical event and it wasn’t a tragedy 🥹 #ArtemisII

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Adam Karpiak@Adam_Karpiak·1d

how recruiters sleep after scheduling 200 rejection emails for 3:50am Saturday

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Sam@chasingtheSAM·1d

@oisouotheus That album has Warrior on it and you think it’s corny lol

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matheus@oisouotheus·2d

fui revisitar o DEMI hoje e tipo assim né galera, ela era a maior da geração dela na época por razões muito óbvias… que delicia de álbum farofento adolescente

Demi HQ@demihq_

we're ready to be home @ddlovato 🩷 5 DAYS 'til the #ItsNotThatDeepTour!! were you at the Neon Lights tour in 2014??

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I thought the first 3 episodes of #TheTestaments were really good!

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Andrea Junker@Strandjunker·1d

If you hate Pope Leo because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

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@MetsMoods @thebenchesclear I raise you Curtis Granderson - RF Darrell Cecilani - CF Daniel Murphy - 3B Lucas Duda - 1B Wilmer Flores -2B Eric Campbell - LF Johnny Monell - C Jacob deGrom - P Ruben Tejada - SS

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