Ciara

the way men go from worshipping the ground you work on, triple texting, to discarding you and genuinely treating you with the utmost contempt will never not shock me at its cruelty

Me at work pretending to be nice

adulting is about experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to work

concentrado comendo sua pipoquinha e esbanjando carisma quando viu que foi flagrado

It’s actually insane that people used to casually receive a giant book with everyone’s home address and phone number in it. 😭

LMFAOOAOSOSOSOSOSOSOOOOOO

I FOUND MY PEOPLE!

they want u to be perfect while u accept them as they come #nah

One thing about me is I will clap back

Gossiping bout me knowing your life isn't up to par is wild 😭

a senhorinha faz adereços de crochê para gatos e leva o seu gato preto pra servir como modelo na hora das vendas

telling a man what u been through in the past then realizing ur bleeding in front of a shark

“situationship” YOU’RE 27

My friend just got engaged to the man she complains about everyday

i’ll be exhibiting signs of severe depression + isolation and everyone i know will be like wow she’s clearly a cunt

in tokyo, jazz music playing, just me and a few salarymen, i have reached a state of bliss unbeknownst to women, life is amazing

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

Men don’t reply on bumble x