Christian McBee

McBee for president #2020

@Brannn_7 The fucking sun?

Thought I was tougher than the fucking sun

Good morning

Lmao aye man what the hell is wrong with this planet 😂😂😂 man one day animals gone find out we be doing voice overs on them and they gone kick our ass @TonyBakercomedy

me when i meet the inventor of garlic bread

Bro hit the wall and turned back into a dog

Alabama meets Detroit. @RileyGreenMusic @BobSeger whiskeyriff.com/2021/01/18/ril…

i’ve never had sex but i’m assuming it feels just like the first sip of a crisp baja blast

wearing crocs>>>> wearing real shoes

Save yourself the tears and don’t watch Five feet apart

Somebody find her baby father

I ain’t ever hear a fart hit third gear x.com/Mathiastrois/s…

Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party:

@Brannn_7 That shit hurted

@cmcbee16 roughest winter of our lives

Gonna tell my kids this was Romeo & Juliet.