cally

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cally

@coolunkle

anything i say here is banter. just jokes. nothing serious.

Присоединился Mart 2017

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cally@coolunkle·20 Ara

nwananga, xikwembo xi kona

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CHA$E@jehovahsflyest·2d

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

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thaaaamie@tthamie__·3d

Ngifuna ukuzithulela nje for 39 weeks

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𝕯eon@chiplichipli2k·2d

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

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Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss·2d

I love taking accountability because yes, I did say that and let me tell you why I did

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.@southernsiren__·2d

#learned

ᔕᗯ@She114r

There is no universe where the person who dysregulates your nervous system is the love of your life

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Kush@kush_147·2d

Manipulating the manipulator by acting manipulated is literally my favourite thing to do

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alex@xanderrboiii·2d

Linking up with a guy with a foot fetish just so i can get a foot massage

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Reefcity@reefcity_·2d

“Are you still coming baby?” Me:

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cally@coolunkle·1d

insects bit me at home now i have red marks on my neck 😤

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Ki@Kitranada·2d

Me when the DJ goes on a hot streak of playing my shit

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bum@BattleRapBum·2d

“babe you get them tickets yet?”

Princess 💫@thatgirlmulaa

If you Bring yo n!gga on a girls trip we finna fck him

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vhoydiana@kith3r·1d

@MohJayyy1 Then why is Offset in Hospital 💔

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Invis🧜‍♀️@invis4yo·3d

When your whole family questions your decisions, but your little niece says to you: “When I grow up, I want to be like you”

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spam@entryno17·2d

Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop

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•@yducknow·2d

“I want a gf”, mfs when they see an incoming facetime for the fifth time today

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yasmine@imfynerthanfyne·2d

Grouping me with someone who was 15 in 2005 is crazy

ianaxx 💎@lvrgrllx

People Born in 1990-2005, how’s life?

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oyama_g@gxl27O·3d

later in life, xa sewuzbonile ba awufunwa

uNtando@Ntando_mos

Bethuna? Later is what time?👀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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cally@coolunkle·3d

it’s okay to fall in love, just not with me🙏

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thami@thamieverywhere·4d

bro is at this phase now😭😭

theedonpicasso@PriestH1mothy

Nothing bores me like someone who wants us to cuddle all night. I need my space in order to sleep. Say your goodnight, face the other way and sleep uyeke ubayisdina

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.@enzokuhleee_·3d

Ezinye Zazo 🤙🏽@uLuyanda_Gama

I need a drinking

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